anything from crazy friends is labled CF

the fight for sebby

" When will they stop?" Undertaker said watching ciel and chara flirt over a picture of Sebastian Sabrina gave them, " not sure but they said they would sell you for a case full of Sebastian pictures and here we are" Sabrina said as ciel and chara began yelling for the case of pictures, " wait they sold me to you" undertaker asked frowning for once" yep, and I sold myself to you" Sabrina said yawning stuck to the floor still," SABRINA, ILL SELL UNDERTAKER AGIAN FOR THREE UNO CARDS FOR ANOTHER CASE" chara yelled slapping three uno cards on the coffin, " wait I don't get a say in this?" Undertaker said " NOPE" chara yelled taking the case," don't tell Sebastian I sold him to both of them for a cookie " Sabrina whispered attempting to escape her sticky prison," well I guess I can steal you away for a bit" undertaker said taking Sabrina outside for a bit leaving two fighting over Sebastian who had just walked in," SEBASTIAN " chara yelled kissing his cheek, ciel looked like a tomato," CHARA " ciel yelled throwing bleach bombs at chara, chara hissed and threw holy water at ciel, ciel growled and the cat fight began," there is plenty of me to go around " Sebastian said, they both looked at him before glancing at each other, " let's ask Sabrina" ciel suggested," she's busy at the moment," Sebastian said," undertaker has taken her for a walk " both glared at each other and the fight continued, Sebastian sighed, Sabrina and undertaker returned before Sabrina was hit by a holy water bleach bomb killing her on impact " why are you always dying " undertaker said sighing picking up the dead Sabrina

Based off the mini world war in the comments

uh-oh

Chara and ciel were coming to the house thy shared for reasons unknown to even them, Sabrina was on the floor dead, her food bowl was covered in cobwebs and her water bowl dry," um, ciel wasn't it your turn to feed her?" Chara asked poking Sabrina with a stick," I thought it was yours " ciel replied looking for a max revive, they usually had a surplus of thoses, " I think we need the undertaker for this one" ciel said looking at the dead Sabrina,

At undertakers parlor

" so think you can fix her?" Chara asked before a coffin fell on them" COME ON EVERYTIME" ciel ignored chara and poked Sabrina agian," did you feed her?" Undertaker asked putting a stack of bone biscuits near her" uh ya see about that" ciel said awkwardly, undertaker uncovered his eyes, " I trust you with her and you don't feed her, how can I go anywhere?" He muttered as Sabrina suddenly came back to life and ate the bone biscuits hungrily," FOOD" Sabrina yelled attaching to undertaker," SHE LIVES" ciel yelled as chara freed themselves from the coffin," BAGEL!" Chara screeched," WHERE " Sabrina yelled jumping on chara, " see I don't know why you can't get a feeder or something " undertaker sighed petting Sabrina like a cat," good bagel "