No one:

Absolutely no one:

Natasha when it's too quiet anywhere: I SUCK DICK

Rayleigh: Whyyyyyyyy!?

*Roger dying laughing*

*Anytime Roger and Whitebeard meet*

Both: It's on sight Nigga!

Natasha: Can't we just get along like normal people? Sike! Get ready Whitey! I'm coming for your neck!

Natasha: I had a dream we fucked

Marco: Hah gross I wouldn't fuck you!

Natasha: You wouldn't?

Marco: Not unless you want me to!

(Lyrics the characters live by)

Natasha: Hut Hut 1 Hut Hut 2. Big tiddies big butt too

Roger: She was sitting on that fat ass but I was still staring at them tiddies tho!

Rayleigh: My girlfriend will beat a bitch up if she wave

Whitebeard: I never fucked Natasha and that's fucked up, if I did fuck she'd be fucked up

Whitebeard: I'm better than you at everything

Roger: No you're not! I'm better!

Whitebeard: How can we tell who's the best if we've done everything?

Roger: Not everything

*cue the mischievous looks they give to poor Natasha who's trying to help Marco with something*

Rayleigh: Come on Roger we gotta go

Roger: chill. I don't know why you're in a big time rush (oh oh oh)

Rayleigh: ..... IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS-

Natasha: I'm pregnant

Roger: I thought you were American?

Garp: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Natasha: But ya didn't!

Dracule: Mother who pray tell is my father?

*Natasha panicking because she doesn't want him to know* Natasha: I was a slut so I don't know!!

Dracule: Ok?....... Good to know

Gaban: You look pregnant

Natasha: No Nigga I'm dead. OF COURSE!

Roger: I'm gonna be the deranged uncle and you can't tell me no

Natasha: What if it's yours?

Roger: Deranged father uncle

Rouge: How'd you know Roger?

Rayleigh: We were friends

Natasha: WE FUCKED..... HARD

Perona: You're his mom!? You're so young!

Natasha: I'm actually in my 70's honey

Perona: .... HOW!?

Natasha: Black girl magic

*Some random person yelling at young Mihawk*

Natasha: YELL AT MY SON AGAIN AND I WILL GROW A DICK AND FUCK YOU!!

Dracule: I love my mom but she can be a bit.... Protective

Natasha: DATE?! DATE MY ASS!! FUCK OFF TIFFANY!! AND TAKE YOUR LITTLE SLUT DAUGHTER WITH YOU!!

Dracule: I still wonder who my father is