well look at that! i make shit besides bom

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scorpia, about catra: she's just..... so beautiful??? and brilliant?????

entrapta: don't say that! you're pretty as well

scorpia: i'm not jealous i'm gay ):

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cecil, holding a harmonica: play it and you get a million dollars, but a hundred million people will die—

kevin, jumping through the vortex: *grabs it and starts playing*

cecil, wheezing: K E V I N   N O

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cecil, about steve carlsburg: his hair? wack

cecil: his gear? wack

cecil: his foot stance? wack

cecil: the way that he talks? wack

cecil: the way that he doesn't even trust the government? wack

cecil: and carlos?? he's tight as FUCK

cecil: and steve carlsburg definitely doesn't have perfect hair and teeth like a military graveyard! *skateboards off to blink 182*

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janice's double: well, let's introduce ourselves!

janice's double: my name's chaka oofka, and my uncle knows god (:

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act one marvin: oh, come on, have a sense of humor!

whizzer: i'm dating you, aren't i?

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seahawk: sometimes, in the course of human events, boats get lit on fire

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act one whizzer: marvin let me duct tape his mouth shut because i said it was my fetish

cordelia: really?

whizzer: yeah. truthfully i just wanted him to shut up

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nabulungi: is.... is kevin always like this when he loses??

arnold: yep! you should've seen the Jenga Incident Of 2011

kevin, angrily sobbing: MCKINLEY BUMPED THE TABLE AND HE KNOWS IT

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catra, in princess prom: you can trust us~

adora: i don't even trust the way you said i could trust you!!

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mckinley: you have to pick your battles.

mckinley: i have picked the battle of stopping kevin from running plastic tubes all over the mission hut and put hamsters inside all of them.

kevin, deflated: i was gonna call it tube city ):

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mckinley: i'm gay, what do you think i'm gonna do? confront my feelings?

mckinley: you're HILARIOUS sit the fuck down

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cecil: our policy here at the radio station is "if you see something, say something". (unless that something involves angels or the dog park, of course.)

carlos: i saw a frog on the sidewalk today

cecil: OUTSTANDING! this is what i'm talking about, people!

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arnold: my dad got an amazon echo for his birthday and now all he does is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

arnold: i've been replaced by alexa :/

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entrapta: what if ducks threw bread back at you?

scorpia: you'd have to duck!

catra, sighing: i hate this

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scorpia: who, catra? yeah, she's the love of my— *trips, thousands of pictures fall out* damn, hang on *scrambles to pick them up* yeah this is exactly what it looks like *more pictures fall out* i just love her so much

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kevin: if i was a dog, i'd be a pomeranian. they have great hair and everybody loves them

arnold: id be a chihuahua because they're short and everyone thinks they're annoying!

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this is short bye