i get lonely

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kevin: oh, hey! one of your eyes is lighter than the others!

mckinley: mhm, i have heterochromia

kevin: ...what? but i... :( th—that's okay, connor! you... love who you love..! i just *sniffle* want you to be happy—

mckinley: what're you talking about— are you crying?????

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arnold, whipping out one of those eos chapstick egg thingies: y'all eat these with or without the shell?

kevin, dead serious: oh, definitely with the shell. what about you?

arnold, also dead serious: definitely without! naba?

nabulungi, deeply concerned about the state of america: i was always under the impression they weren't edible????

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mckinley: it's hard being in charge sometimes, but i love everyone here and that's what matters—

kevin: M C K I N L E Y ! i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and now i broke everything what the fuck do i do

mckinley: *sigh*

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mckinley: ...and over there are elder neeley and elder davis!

kevin's internal monologue in retrospect: oh, this is bad— i just said

kevin, in real time: wow, that's a lot to remember!

kevin's internal monologue: ugh, how embarrassing :(

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kevin, recording himself: i was busy thinkin' bout ~boys~

kevin, doing the finger-gun-under-your-chin-thing on beat: ✨da-ding!✨

kevin, recording mckinley: ~boys~

mckinley, turning off a light: ✨da-ding✨

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kevin's internal monologue, questioning his faith: who should determine what you think?!

kevin, @ himself: wikipedia

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nabulungi: what you're doing is wrong.

kevin: i'm not taking advice from a girl who doesn't pronounce the g in luh-zog-nee-uh!

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kevin: love is fucking cancelled go eat a mango

kevin, four seconds later: post cancelled he texted back love is real go eat a mango with someone you love

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mckinley: *obvious flirting*

kevin: aw, he's so nice!

kevin, four months later, waking up in a cold sweat: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

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arnold: hey naba, hows the prettiest person in the world doing?

nabulungi: i don't know, how are you?

mckinley, taking notes and desperate for compliments: hey kevin, hows the prettiest boy in the world doing?

kevin: eh i could be better ig but thanks for asking second prettiest boy!

mckinley:

mckinley: well thanks??? i guess??????

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kevin: kinks?? gross. praise the lord.

kevin: ...i'm the lord. please praise me

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poptarts, taking a survey: so. are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

kevin: i'm a dream come true

mckinley, arnold, anyone who has ever spent 2 seconds around him when he's sad: he's a little spoon

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mckinley, entirely ironically: haha default

kevin, drop dead serious: please don't use profanity ):

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this is short i gotta go