this was gonna be multi musical but five uninterrupted bom quotes in i remembered why i do Not do that

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arnold: y'know, einstein proved you can't destroy matter, which could possibly be proof of reincarnation or ghosts!

therapist: can we please talk about your parents

arnold: no

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kevin: i'm going to the store, anyone want anything?

arnold: i want my dad's love back

nabulungi: i want my mom again

mafala: i want my wife again

mckinley: i want to not be in a leading position i'm in no way emotionally stable enough to handle

poptarts: i want to have said goodbye to my sister

church: i want my mom to be safe

kevin:

kevin: yeah okay i have like,, twenty bucks.

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arnold: *vomits*

mckinley: oh no, are you alright??

kevin: oh, okay!! so when he throws up it's "are you alright" and when i do its "kevin i told you not to drink twenty-two cups of coffee how are you even alive right now you idiot" okay i see how it is

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kevin: there aren't any snacks in the kitchen

kevin, walking in dramatically: my stand corrected!

nabulungi: ...does he do this every morning?

arnold: yes

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kevin: you're in denial.

everyone in turn it off, simultaneously: i'm okay with that!

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arnold, after spilling a glass of water: even my only friend decides to betray me

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mckinley, after doing some self reflection: i'm what the victorians call a "vile, ill-tempered, and thoroughly wretched creature"

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arnold, snapping awake: hey wanna hear something weird?

kevin: first of all, its two in the morning

kevin: second of all, go on

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arnold, in act one: thanks, kev! can i call you kev?

kevin: hahaha!

kevin: by no means

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kevin: *clicks pen*

arnold: *clicks pen in response*

mckinley: stop that.

kevin: stop what?

mckinley: you're talking about me in morse code >:/

kevin: yeaaah, that's what we're doing. in my very limited free time, i learned and forced arnold to also learn a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so i could talk about you in front of you.

kevin, to nabulungi, later: that's... exactly what i did

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mckinley, any time anyone asks him for advice ever: man, repressing your feelings is GREAT!

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kevin: i actually have a black belt!

nabulungi: in what? karate?

kevin: no from gucci

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mckinley: no offense, but you're such a sore loser.

kevin: i am NOT! i'm just really competitive and like to win and when i don't i get furious!

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mckinley: so i went down to city hall the other day to get married and they said i had to provide my own husband??

mckinley: god what do i even pay taxes for—

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kevin: y'know that feeling when you look in the mirror and think "god, i look horrible"?

kevin: what's that feel like?

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kevin: you know, i'm not one to hand out compliments, but i look amazing

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i'm tired peace out nerds