Earlier today, my mom said I have a cute body. Right after that my dad said "don't say that we've gotta make her self-conscious" I asked why and he said to keep me away from boys. I replied I don't like boys and he said "good. Now stay away from girls too" and I ask "why?" And he said girls are just bad. Then he told me to even stay away from non-binary ppl too. Pretty much he doesn't want me to date anyone.

Also my brother made this monstrosity named LordGrundleSnatch