Ponk's POV
Ah it was such a lovely afternoon. I was chilling at the couch as one of my lovers were cooking and the other was hugging me.

I wanted to stay for a while but I gotta do the 'Lemon Sacrifice' to the Lemon Gods.

I gently pushed Foolish off of me and he gave me a sad expression, "D-did I squish you to far?"

I chuckled, "No Fooly, it's just time to the ritual to the Lemon Gods!"

Foolish's POV
I sigh...Ponk keeps doing these useless rituals to the 'Lemon Gods'. I just don't understand my lover at all. I mean I'm fine with it but it's starting to get to my nerves.

"Can't you just take a break?" I say, trying to make him stay

"No sorry" Ponk apoligized, "But the ritual won't do itself"

He got up, kissed me on my forehead, put his shoes on and left

I sigh as I stood next to the door way. I watch him leave into the distance. Once he was out of view I closed the door and went to the kitchen

Sam was there cooking dinner pretty early. I sat at the kitchen table, laying me head down

"Is something wrong?" Sam asked, slicing potatoes

"Ponk" I mumbled

"...Is he doing the ritual again?" Sam asked

"Yep" I say

"One day he's gonna realize that doing the 'ritual's' are a waste of time" Sam sighs, "But then again it's his life and it's not hurting anyone"

"Not physical but Mental" I groan in frusation, "It's gonna drive me crazy!"

Sam stayed quite, "Yeah but he'll grow out of it eventualy"

Ponk's POV
It's ritual time! Or what I like to call it Lemon time.

I went to my lemon orchard at when to the center of the orchard. There in the center was the first ever lemon tree I planted by my self. It was the most healthiest and tallest tree. It gave sweet lemon's to use

I sat in front of the tree and smiled under my mask. I bowed my head to pay respect and stood up.

I took out a yellow yarn string from my pocket and approched the tree. I spun around the tree and tied the string.

Once done I climbed the lemon tree, which I stuggled but managed after a while.

Once I plucked a lemon, I took out my pocket knife and cut it in half.

I went over to the tree and squeezed the yellow liquid onto the string.

"And done" I say, proud of the ritual I have completed

I was a bit tired for some reason and decided to take a break

I sat down next to the tree that I have done the ritual. I closed my eye's and drifted to sleep

{Time Skip}

I could feel someone staring at me, my eye's were closed shut, I was nervouse on who was looking at me when they spoke

"You know I can sense that your awake..."

I opened my eye's and blinked for a few times, and noticed a tall male figure...looking straight at me

"W-who are you?" I asked, confused and scared

Is this a new member of the SMP?

"Don't be afraid please...I don't think I have a name but you can refer to me as the Lemon God...You summoned me" He pointed at me, "And for that I am more than gratful...what's your name?"

I gulped, "M-my name is Ponk"

He smiled gently, "Ponk...What a lovely name for a cute being"

Now I feel a bit uncomfortable...Sam and Foolish were the only ones that called me that

"Um...T-thanks?" I mumbled, wanting to go back home with my two lovers

"S-so your a lemon God?" I asked, getting up, then noticing his was way freakin tall

"Yes...Thank you for freeing me" The God smiled

"What do you mean I 'freed you' " I asked

"Well I was trapped in a ever lasting forest...It was beatiful at first but then I kept seeing it daily...when I tried to explore it was the same...I kept seeing the same stuff...It was taunting me...The animals, the plants, the rivers...they were in the same place, it was the same...When I moved away to a different location it repeated itself" The Lemon God ranted, anger was on his face

"...Who or what did that to you?" I asked, sorry for the God

"...I don't know...it's been decades since he last visit me in that...prison..."

My heart dropped, "D-decades? H-how long were you in that prison?"

He looked away, " For thousands of centuries..."

"You poor being..." I whimpered

His eyes lit up though, "B-but you saved me...Now I get to see the world!"

I then took the time to carefuly look at him. He had white eye's like Eret, no puplis just a bright white. He had some strange small lines underneath his eyes.

His hair was mainly white but at the top was like a lemon color.

He wore some type elegant robe that was white as well but at the sleeves it had vines. His shoulders were showing and were covered with freckles which I thought looked cute. He had a lemon necklace which was pretty cool

Instead of two legs he had a genie tail...strange? But then again he's a God.

The Lemon God took notice that I was studing him so he spoke, "D-do I look nice? Or is something wrong?"

I felt my face heat up a bit, "A-ah sorry! I was just suprised at your looks...they look stunning!"

I look up to the God and noticed his light blush, "T-thanks...You also look... beatiful"

I chuckled but felt like he was just teasing, "T-thanks...But I kinda doubt it"

He hummed, "What do you mean?"

Snap! "F-forget what I said!" I quikly spoke

"A-alright..."

"Hey...How tall are you?" I asked

"About eight feet, you?" The God answered

How come I'm small? Sad

"Well I'm five feet" I say

The God giggled, "Aw your small...I could just carry you"

"Please don't" I mumbled, annoyed

"Alright, but that doesn't mean I promised"  He smirked

"Don't you dare" I growled

"...Can we explore please?" The God begged

"O-oh sure? I can show you around" I lead the way out of my lemon orchad and went to show him the SMP.

Well I made a new story...that wouldn't leave my mind for a while! But hey I hope you Paletts like reading it. I update this book every friday, maybe. Anyway take care and be safe.