have you ever had the thought that,

what if your cat actually is a secret spy that either criticizes or loves your style in clothing,

then they'd steal your style and use it making a cat-only clothes brand

they make tons of moola

and they feed you cookies for doing such a good job with dressing like a piece of trash

because I did,

and it's 1am.

and that probably explains why.

...

god I need help

or maybe sleep

or um

meow y'all mf's