@wong-sushi has posted a photo!

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lele just texted me that there's a cute girl in
his and jisung's homeroom umm then go
get that mfking bread then boi

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@l-e-g-e-n-d : it was also supposed to be
a secret but now i remember that you can't
keep one for shit
↳@wong-sushi : it's too fucking hot to just
keep a secret boy

@kun_kun : i feel both betrayed that you
didn't text ME about it first, but also v v
proud cuz like omg?? my baby has a crush??
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : she's so cute and pretty and
i'm just so 😍

@nxnx : aww there goes my ship :( but
apart from that YES MY BABY HAD HIS
FIRST CRUSH UWUWUWUWU
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : ohmigod you're acting
like my mom pls stop-
↳@nxnx : umm i thought we had already
established that i am your mom don't use
that tone with me child
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : oof love you eomma~!
↳@nxnx : better 😤

@blue-highlighter : i'm such a proud
brother you two would be so cute!
↳@prince-of-china : we don't even
know her face yet and i'm already
planning the wedding what's her name?
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : her name's mingzhu 😍
↳@kun_kun : zhong mingzhu, yeah i
kinda like it, has a nice ring

@light_of_osaka : love is in the air
today~! 😄 make sure to invite me
to the wedding haha
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : of course hyung!
↳@light_of_osaka : i remember saying
said that you can just call me yuta 😊
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : lol sorry it's hard to
get used to :3

@fully--capable : yasss boy get that
dating experience
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : she makes my heart
go off like a fucking bomb bomb
↳@eyesmile : stan talent, stan kard
n e ways i thought you would be a
lot more embarrassed about it tbh
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : lmao nah it's not
the first time lucas did this to me, i
just learned to just embrace it at
this point
↳@uwu_pudu : oof das sad
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : you're tellin
me -_-

@whip-whiplash : i get out of class
and come online to see that a baby
is experiencing his first crush umm
boi ain't you like three?
↳@prince-of-china : don't put down
his crush you crusty cum-covered
horseradish
↳@milkman00 : don't come for my
baby boy like that fuckin underaged-
looking bitch
↳@kun_kun : we throwin rounds
get your ass outside mr. he-jus-wants-
some-milk
↳@whip-whiplash : jaehyun don't
you fucking dare

@http--roger_rabbit : okay child
congrats and everything but like i
gotta go again cuz a fight's boutta
break loose and i need more
blackmail toodles~
↳@light_of_osaka : a fight? oh no 😥

@seowhat? : why are all the students
gathering outside?
↳@seowhat? : nvrmd goddammit
jeffrey
↳@fully--capable : brb gotta go get
my friend before he makes a poor
life decision
↳@uwu_pudu : good luck! i love you~!

@--ilmoontae : this whole comment
section took a whole 180 from talking
about chenle's crush to picking a fight
with each other at school and i'm not
even surprised anymore
↳@wong-sushi : tbh i'm pretty sure
this would've happened even without
my post
↳@--ilmoontae : i'd be lying if i said
that wouldn't be true

@blue-highlighter : wait so my big
brother and his boyfriend are actually
getting in a fight oml sOMEONE STOP
BOTH OF THEM
↳@fully--capable : jaehyun hyung just
uppercut me fuck that i think my tongue's
bleeding now
↳@uwu_pudu : someone just went up
in my blacklist
↳@skarut : just came online to say i am
currently TRYING and doyoung is not
HELPING WHATSOEVER
↳@http--roger_rabbit : I NEED
BLACKMAIL
↳@skarut : OH YOU'RE ABOUT TO
SEE BLACK IN A MINUTE

@eyesmile : okay so the hyungs
are fighting but i just noticed
that jisung hasn't been online the
whole time
↳@nxnx : das true @ocean_deep
get your ass online and congratulate
him like the good friend you are
↳@ocean_deep : lmao sorry i
was playing candy crush on
my phone *ahem*

@ocean_deep : FUCK YEAH LEZZGET
THAT MOTHERFUCKING BREAD BRO
↳@l-e-g-e-n-d : YOU FUCKING KNOW
IT BRO 😎
↳@fully--capable : ya know what just to
get out of this situation how about we go
out for some pizza? right now
↳@eyesmile : FUCK YEAH PIZZA FOR
LUNCH
↳@uwu_pudu : AND NOT THE SHITTY
ONES THEY SERVE IN THE CAFETERIA
↳@blue-highlighter : lowkey wanna know
who's winning in the fit tho
↳@--ilmoontae : well if you gotta know
they're currently tied
↳@nxnx : you're awfully calm about
your dongsaengs fighting each other
↳@--ilmoontae : it's a sight i'm too
used to seeing is all i'm gonna say
i'm coming with you minors most
likely classes are gonna be cancelled
cause of this
↳@ocean_deep : will you pay for
the pizza?
↳@--ilmoontae : you know what?
fuck it why not
↳@fully--capable : YAYYYYYYY

@wong-sushi : okay imma actually
save kun and winwin before they
look like they fell off a building
↳@skarut : BABE GET HIS ARMS
↳@wong-sushi : i'm COMING