The idea of Heaven always bothered me a little.

Paradise.

Surrounded by loved ones.

All the people you've ever known that have passed before you.

Well...

What if you can't stand them?

Seriously!

Eternity!

With my bigoted grandparents, that one abusive ex, my former boss who's boating accident changed my life for the better, or Mrs Mumson who lived on the ground floor, who'd report to the landlord that I was walking too loud

That's no paradise...

- Melody Chia Wright