¡Warning! It's got some potty words 

Wendy's pov (bet y'all weren't expecting that >:3)

I saw I seat in front of Kenny who had passed out already..and Kyle with his head on Stan's shoulder... mother-fucking bitch Jew 

(I really hate Wendy rn lol)

"So babe you wanna sit in the back??" I point to the seat

"Sure, honey"

Stan had always been a good kid and a good boyfriend. I don't know why but, its just I little fun watching him"suffer". He's just a good boy, I want a bad boy, but tbh Craig was already taken so whatever. And no one else was really a "qualified", until I realized that Heidi bitch officially broke up with Cartman.

Cartman pov (get ready to feel bad for the worst character in the show)

See I usually wouldn't be with someone like Wendy, but she kinda turned my life around. I know that's cheesy as hell but she did. Heidi didn't complete me, she took forever, she was vegetarian, she pulled a gun on me, and lastly she was too nice.

I know Wendy don't actually "like" me but it's enough.

Cause no actually one loves me

Everyone hates me cause of my reputation

Hell even my mom doesn't care anymore

She's a whore

But... sometimes I feel like I brought this on myself

I'll lie awake at night and my mind will be racing, about my future and my lonlyness will get the best of me

*Sigh* I almost jumped out of my window one night....I feel like crying

"Babe..... are you alright?" Her voice with... concern? in.. it?..

"Y-yes.." omg I STUTTERED?! WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FEELING WTF!?!

(It's hard to write something depressing when your listening to a song called 'a pimp named slickback' XD)

Oh shit 

HOLD BACK THE BLUSH!!!

"Ok sweety ;3" her soft voice can't back, suddenly I felt better

(Jesus I'm so proud of this chapter)

Oml 304 words wow