Dear Diary,
   Today is my favorite day of the year 4-20 so I smoked a PHAT blunt from 12 am to 5 am. So I might get fired but I don't care cause I'm as high as a kite. But I'm in my car in the school parking lot smoking more weed so I kind of smell like Coachella. I got no sleep but I'll just sleep when I need to teach my students lessons. Goodbye for now.
      Sincerely,
         Aizawa