Howdy hey. I decided to twist the usual fan fictions of country humans and make it a little more..... insane.

Yes. You need to be warned.

This story may contain ships.

This story may contain stereotypes. (I certainly don't believe them and will leave a note when used.)

This story may contain the gay. And if you don't like the gay read my other stories that don't contain this element.

This story may contain constant fourth wall breaks Bc the countries hate me.

This story may contain the sadness.

This story may contain self-harm. But I doubt it.

This story may contain the sexy times. But I doubt it.

I really want this book to be happy and funny.

So that's why:

This story is gonna have intense cussing. I mean every other word. So be warned. Be prepared. And be square.

Oh? You thought that was the end of the intro? Well.... YA WRONG!

This is the prequel so that means everything will be much crazier and much more depressing.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Love y'all ~ Wordsperminute