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JACKBOX STREAMS!
Maisie's Point of View.
- February 28, 2021 -
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"Alright chat. so!" I smiled. "For those of you who don't know, Jackbox is just a social game where there's a variety of things to play as a group." I explained to my stream.

"Tonight I'm playing with Dream, Quackity, Karl, George, and Sapnap!" I paused. "Uhh, this is technically not my first time playing, but it is my first time streaming it. We've played offline before and it was very fun, but I decided to stream it today!" I raised my eyebrows. "I don't know how this is gonna go, but I hope none of us gets cancelled." I rubbed the back of my neck. "Kidding. that's a joke." I pointed at the facecam. "None of us will because we're all smart." I smiled.

Continuing on, I proceeded to talk with my chat as everyone else was preparing before I went ahead and got on Discord to undeafen, and allow the stream to hear everyone that was in VC.

"Alright, are you guys ready?" I asked, setting up the first game which was Quiplash.

"Just waiting for the code." Karl said politely.
"I sent it on Discord." I yawned, reading through my chat.

As they all joined the game, I joined from my phone, continuing on to the waiting screen where the audience members can join.

"OH, I HAVE GOOD ONES-" Dream laughed.
"What the heck even is this." George questioned.

As the usual game would go, we all spoke with each other as we we waited for everyone to put in their answers in preparation of the first round. Before the time went out, Quackity finally got his last answer in and the game continued on.

"ONE OF MINE ARE SO BAD." Dream wheezed.
"Oh yeah? I hope you get cancelled." George mumbled.


ONE OF THE MOST SURPRISING PLACES TO FIND YOUR MISSING CONTACT LENSES

SAPNAPS BUTTHOLE           GEORGES MOUTH


"WHAT??" Nick laughed at one of the answers.
"THESE ARE STUPID." Quackity shouted.

"Both are full of shit." I chuckled as they laughed. "MAISIE, WHAT." George yelled as he complained.

"I'm voting Sapnap's butthole because buttholes are funny." Karl mumbled through his little giggles.


82%                                               18%
SAPNAPS BUTTHOLE            GEORGES MOUTH
  MAISIE                                      DREAM


"THAT IS SO STUPID?" Dream got salty. "CRY ABOUT IT." I said aggressively into my mic as I adjusted the way I was sitting. "Maisie's just funnier than you." Quackity chuckled. "TRUE!!! ANY TRUTHERS??" Karl agreed.

"Oh come on." Dream scoffed, "Quackity, you're an idiot." He said close into his mic.


A GOOD WAY TO GET FIRED FROM A RESTAURANT

SHIT IN THE                     COMMIT
  SODA MACHINES          A HATE CRIME


"Oh, jesus." I rubbed my temple at the answers. "WELL, both can get you arrested!" I facepalmed. "All of you are idiots."

"THEY WANTED US TO BE EDGY." Quackity argued.


    36%                                       64%
POOP IN THE                          COMMIT A
SODA MACHINES               HATE CRIME
      GEORGE                              QUACKITY


"WHAT THE HELLL??" George groaned in offense, seeinf that Quackity's answer beat his. "HAHAHA YEAHHH, YEAAAHH!! HATE CRIME!" Alex clapped.

"NO??" I laughed, throwing my head back. "NO HATE CRIME."


THE SCARIEST THING YOU CAN THINK OF IS __________  RIDING  _________

MAISIE, SAPNAP                GEORGE, DREAM


"WHAT THE FUCK??" I choked on my water. "OH COME ON, WHAT THE FUCK." I yelled again as everyone was laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Sapnap yelled.

"NOOOOOO." Karl's laugh filled the call.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" George was cackling.
"NO WAY??!!" Dream kept laughing, slamming his desk.

"GET OUT." I grabbed my mic stand, practically shouting my all into it, as I laughed. "I HATE ALL OF YOU, CAN WE NOT." I covered my face in embarrassment.

"WHY ARE BOTH OF THE ANSWERS SO SIMILAR." Quackity was gasping for air.


   51%                                                 49%
MAISIE, SAPNAP                     GEORGE, DREAM
  DREAM                                         SAPNAP

"SAPNAP, YOURE AN IDIOT!!" Dream immediately bursted into laughter.

"WHY DID IT WIN???!!" I yelled even louder and hit my desk again. "CHAT, WHAT THE FUCK?" I laughed even harder, falling out of my chair.

"DREAM ,YOU ARE SO WEIRD." Sapnap yelled.
"AGREED!" I stood up, yelling into my mic.



PHOTOS YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY FIND SAVED ON DREAMS PHONE

  DNF FANART                           GEORGES PP


"WHAT THE HELL?" Dream scream laughed. "OH, COME ONNN."

"HAHAHAHAHAAH" Sapnap's laugh was contagious. "WHY ARE THEY BOTH GEORGE THINGS." Quackity wheezed, his laughs making me laugh even more.


    55%                                                    45%
  DNF FANART                            GEORGES PP
   KARL                                           MAISIE


"KARL-" Dream yelled. "HOW COULD YOU EXPOSE ME??" He joked as the call erupted into loud "WHAT??'s , all of us continuing to speak over each other.

"COME ON, MINE WAS BETTER!!" I complained, "AND EVEN MORE TRUE!!!" I wiped my eyes from tearing up and laughing too hard.

"MINE WAS BETTER." Karl laughed

"George's PP was WAY funnier." Quackity argued. "Chat, i am so disappointed!!!"



MAISIE TOOK A DNA TEST. TURNS OUT THEYRE 100% ____________

PREGNANT                                  A BITCH



"PREGNANT??!!?" Quackity lost it.

"AYO, COME ON???" I coughed, still trying to catch my breath. "PLEASE-" I laughed. "IM NOT PREGNANT, THATS JUST STUPID."

"Both of these are bad." Dream was unphased.
"I'm voting a bitch." Sapnap said aloud.

"OH, FUCK YOUUU, KILL YOURSELF." I lost it, shouting loud into my mic, making everyone in the call explode with laughter.

"MAIIISIE??" Sapnap gasped in shock. "DO IT!!!"

"WELL YOU ARENT PREGNANT????" He answered in defense. "HOW ABOUT YOU JUST DONT VOTE." I looked at my stream, making a face at my chat.


  28%                                              72%
PREGNANT                               A BITCH
   GEORGE                                 QUACKTY


"OH FUCK YOU, QUACKITY." I cried from laughing too hard. "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!"

"YEAHHH CHAT, LETS GOO!" His voice echoing into the call.



THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF... OH AND ALSO __________

SKEPBOYHALO                          FURRIES



"FURRIES???-" I wheezed into my mic, Karl's laugh adding to me losing it as poet usual.

"FURRIES WAS DEFINITELY KARL-" Dream cackled.
"NO CHANCE IT WASN'T."

"VOTE SKEPBOYHALO." Sapnap yelled.
"OH MY GOD-" I put my face into my hands.

"This is SO STUPID." George gasped for air.


  74%                                                 26%
SKEPBOYHALO                           FURRIES
SAPNAP                                           KARL


"YES LETS GOOOOO." He clapped. "FUCK YEAH, YOU MUFFINHEAD FUCKS." He shouted making me lose air and going into another laughing shock.

"THAT WAS SO DUMB." Quackity complained. "CHAT, YOU ARE SO BAD!!!"

"HEY, DONT MAKE FUN OF MY CHAT." I defended them. "YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT CHAT!!!"

As the games went on, we continued with the rounds, fucking around with stupid jokes, and in the end Quackity placed first, winning the game. We all played a couple more games of Quiplash, adding on with some Patently Stupud, and some Mad Verse City: the rapping one.

"Alright, this is last one before I end the stream." I laughed and wiped my eyes from the previous tears I created from last game.

We all sat there writing out out lines that we all agreed to read aloud.. I saw the screen and I was going against Sapnap, Quackity was going against Dream, and Karl was going against George.

Eventually, we all finished as the time was up, the first round being Quackity and Dream's battle.

QUACKITY
YOU THINK YOU CAN DISS ME ALL YOU WANT
JUST SHUT UP AND EAT GEORGES CROISSANT
YOU MAKE ME SO MAD THAT I WANNA SCREAM
YOURE LOSING CLOUT, YOU DONT EVEN STREAM

"HOLY SHIT??" I gasped.
"WOAAAAHHHHH" Karl and Sapnap cheered.
"POPPED OFF, DREAMS GONNA LOSE!!" George laughed.

"NO CHANCE." Dream yelled. "YOURE GETTING COOKED HERE." He continued to shout.

DREAM
I DELIVER THIS SHIT HOT LIKE CHICKEN PARMESAN
BEING AROUND YOU MAKES ME WANNA YAWN
LAST NIGHT I POPPED OFF YOUR MOMS BLOUSE
CALL ME DADDY, CAUSE SHE GOT A NEW SPOUSE


"WOOOAHHHH" Sapnap hyped him up.
"HOLYYY SHIT." I gasped, getting out of my chair and laughed. "DADDY????" George questioned.

"NO CHANCE, I WON, I WON." Dream said.

TOTAL VOTES
12804

QUACKITY                                   DREAM
       6320                                   6484


"LETS GOOOO." Dream clapped. "FUCKING EASY."
"NO FUCKING WAY??" Quackity was taken back. "NO, CHAT THAT WAS WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE." He said enraged.

"QUACKITY'S WAS HARD THOUGH." I said. "DID HIM DIRTY." I shook my head, but Dream still cooked.

"OKAY CHAT, MY TURN, MY TURN!" Karl interrupted.

KARL
I AM THE GREATEST, MOST CAN SEE
YOURE JUST A NIMROD, I CAN GUARANTEE
YOUR FLOW IS TRASH, MINE IS CLEAN
YOU CANT TALK WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GREEN


"THAT WAS TERRIBLE." Dream laughed.
"KARL?" I said in confusion. "ABSOLUTELY NO FLOW!" I continued to insult him.

"THAT WAS GOOD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??" He defended. "NUH-UH. NOT EVEN CLOSE." George argued.


GEORGE
IM A TRENDING TOPIC, DA MAIN STORY ON GOOGLE
THESE BURNS U WILL RECEIVE ARE VERY BRUTAL
LOOK AT ME IM HOT, IM ROCKING
BUT YOU? YOURE SO UGLY, ITS SHOCKING

"Nahhhh. Karl won that shit." Quackity mumbled before we all laughed in agreement. "WHAT????" George said in shock.

"NO CHANCE GEORGE, THAT WAS TRASH." Dream told him. "THAT WAS SHIT."

"You know what, George it was a good battle, but I know I won." Karl laughed as George groaned.

TOTAL VOTES
14137

        KARL                           GEORGE
  9815                            4322

"YESSS!" Karl clapped. "NO WAY??" George scoffed.

"YOU DID BAD GEORGE." Dream laughed. "KARL WON THAT FAIR AND SQUARE."

"CHAT, YOURE ONLY SUPOOSED TO VOTE FOR ME!!!" George sighed, scolding my chat.

"Chat, don't do that." I quickly responded, shaking my head.

"MAISIE, YOURE UP!!" Karl announced as I gasped. "AH FUCK-"


MAISIE
WHEN IM WITHOUT YOU, I USUALLY THRIVE
YOU DIDNT LOVE ME TIL I BOUGHT THAT PS5
YOU FAIL SO BAD THEY HAD TO CALL A DOCTOR
WHILE IN THE ER, I GOT YA MOM AND ROCKED HER


"OHHHHHHHHH SHIT." Dream yelled. "NOO WAY!"
"SHE POPPED OFFF." George laughed. "SHE COOKED YOU!!??? SAPNAP SHE COOKED YOU."

"MAISIE FOR THE WIN???" Karl questioned through his little giggles. "NO FUCKING CHANCE SAPNAP WINS." Dream chuckled "There's absolutely NO WAY."

"No mercy, Maisie-" Sapnap laughed. "Mine is actually way too good." He said proudly.


SAPNAP
IM SO RICH, MY HOUSE IS MADE OF GLASS
YOURE JUST MAD I HAVE THE FATTER ASS
YOU THINK YOURE SO TOUGH WITH YOUR DISS
WHOS GONNA REMIND YOU, I WAS YOUR FIRST KISS

"SHUT THE FUCK UP????!!!" I jumped up from my seat, yelling into my mic.  "OHHH MYYY GOD???!" Dream raised his voice with excitement.

"EXPOSEDDDDDD." George laughed. "OH MY GOD HE JUST OWNED YOU, MAISIE."

"SAPNAP??" Quackity laughed, completely in shock.
"NAAHHH, HE HAD THE SECOND PERSON ADVANTAGE!!!"

"NO FUCKING WAY??!!" I screamed. "FUCK YOU. THERES NO WAY." I paced back and forth in shock. "YOU DICK?????" I gasped for air.

"MAISIE, ITS A JOKE I LOVE YOU, IM SORRY." He got defensive. "WE'RE BREAKING UP." I shouted with no hesitation as the VC erupted into more madness.

"MAISIE WHAT THE FUCK NO??? IM SORRY!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAH-" I absolutely lost it and laughed more. "JUST GRABBED ME BY THE SCALP AND DRAGGED ME ACROSS AMERICA, DAMN."  I complained as I sat back down in my chair.

TOTAL VOTES
20568

   MAISIE                                 SAPNAP
   9734                                  10834

"He just ENDED you, Maisie." Dream said, still in shock.

"I LOVE YOU MAISIE!!" Sapnap blurted out.

"FUCK." I took my headphones off. "I HATE IT HERE." I groaned into my mic. "IVE HAD ENOUGH."

"MAISIE SAY I LOVE YOU BACK" I heard Sapnap shout as soon as I put my headphones back on.  "NO." I quickly responded before going on deafen to say bye to my stream so morning else can get anymore embarrassing for me..... until I sighed.

"I love you too." I quickly whispered as I undeafened and deafened again.

"Okay, chat." I took a deep breath in embarrassment. "I'm ending it here." I paused. "I have a big day tomorrow!"

"CHAT, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" I felt humiliated as I read everyone dragging on what he said. "AGHHHH." I laughed as I kept reading the spammed chat.

"What do you have tomorrow?" I saw a chat that wasn't related to Sapnap's diss. "3 exams, unfortunately." I chuckled into my mic, with slight defeat in my tone. "And then I have 4 more the next day." I mumbled, rolling my eyes. "I won't be active for a little bit."

"Yeaah, on Sapnap's birthday." I nodded. "It sucks, it really does suck." I sighed. "Yeaahh, I won't be able to see him until... the 5th." I frowned with a shrug.

"He told me to drop out." I told the stream. "But obviously, I'm not going to do that!" I rubbed my eyes and laughed. "As Nicki Minaj says; don't be a loser! And go to school." I made an argument, confidently standing by what I said.

"Carla! Thank you for the 100 gifted!" I said in awe. "THANK YOU THANK YOU, Hearts in the chat for Carla!!!" I laughed before continuing to read through my stream labs before my final farewells.

"OKAY ALRIGHT!" I exclaimed. "I'll be raiding Karl as he starts up his stream, they're gonna continue doing whatever, but I'm m going to bed!" I held a thumbs up. "BYE GUYS!!"  I blew kisses before starting the raid.


authors note
hello! i have bars
i'm so cool holy shit, wow.

update: dec 31, 2023
okay. lowk ate those mad verse city bars up.
i will give that to past vera.

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