POPPING OFF!
Maisie's Point of View.
- January 18, 2020 -
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"Heyyyyyy!!" I smiled as the chat began rolling in. "Today is just gonna be... I'm aiming for a calm stream." I explained.

"How are you today?" I read the chat. "I'm great! Thank you for asking, Lucy thank you for the TEN gifted!" I read through my stream labs.

"Alright, is everyone here?" I asked after I waited a couple minutes for the to notification send out. "Great." I looked at the reasonable viewer count of 40,000 and continued on.

"Alright chat so, I've been on the SMP for ... nearly seven months. But, I'm always working or at school, or sleeping during role playing lore stuff, and I'm like a background character." I paused. "I'm not that important."

"Yeah I know, I know, I barely go on when I can because ... yeah, Uh... Okat but I've realized.. I DONT HAVE A HOUSE." I looked at the camera. "I do not have a house." I repeated my words.

"Wait, who's even on-" I asked as the server loaded in.

MaisiesMassacre joined the game
〈Ranboo〉o/
〈CaptainPuffy〉o/
〈MaisiesMassacre〉o/ !!!!
〈Quackity〉HI MAISIE
Dream joined the game
Sapnap joined the game
GeorgeNotFound joined the game
〈KarlJacobs〉MAISIE JOIN VC???
Ph1LzA left the game
Ph1LzA joined the game

"VC?" I mumbled, looking over at the SMP Discord.
"Okay, theres George... Karl.... Quackity... and Dream...."

"Hello..." I said quietly as I joined the voice channel. "MAISIE, MY FRIEND!" Quackity exclaimed.

"Oh gosh, Hi." I laughed, staring at my screen. "Are you streaming right now?-" Dream asked.

"Why yes I am. " I scratched my temple. "I tweeted it. You're a fake friend." I scolded him as he scoffed in response.

"PERFECT!" Karl laughed as I was able to hear him clapping.

"What-" I squinted in confusion. "No, no. I'm trying to build a house today." I laughed into my mic. "LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"So, Maisie-"

"Oh, Do you need help with your house?" George asked, cutting Alex off. "No, I don't want a fucking stupid little mushroom cottage." I replied in a joking matter.

"HAHAHAHAHA." The call erupted with laughs. "WHAT???" George gasped. "THAT IS SO RUDE MAISIE"

"Good." I said as I adjusted my posture.

"Alright, So Maisie- "
"Wait, where are you?" Dream asked also cutting off Quackity. "Cords????"

"Uhhh." I briefly checked them. "Oh, chat write them down write down my coords please." I said as I decided to mock him.

"You're an idiot." Dream chuckled. "Whatever" He sighed.

"CAN I FUCKING TALK NOW?!" Quackity sighed.
"Yes....." I said, biting down on a laugh.

"OKAY SO-"

"Hello? I'm back." I heard Sapnap join the vc, cutting him off once again.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE-" Quackity screamed as I bursted into laughter. "OKAY OKAY TALK, IM READY!" I said as I held onto my stomach from laughing too hard.

"SO MAISIE." He yelled out loud with a cry. "WE MADE A FUCKING SONG." He finally finished.

"GOD YOU ASSHOLES, THAT WAS A STUPID FIVE WORD SENTENCE AND IT TOOK ME 4 MINUTES TO SAY IT." He yelled as he slammed his desk.

"QUACKITY STOP YELLING!" George scolded.
"SHUT UP GEORGE!" He said in a British accent and fake cried.

As they continued to argue, I of course, kept laughing my ass off before turning down my volume as Quackity's yelling blew out my eardrums.

"Well, Can I hear the song?" I finally asked as my laughter died down before I looked over at my Minecraft screen to see Dream come up to me and crouch.

"I don't think you want to, actually." Dream chuckled.
"YES, YOU DO!" Karl laughed.

"Uhhh..." I was now fearing for my life.

"Are you guys ready?" Quackity laughed. "Maisie's chat, ARE YOU READY?!"

"I didn't think you were for real." George began to laugh into his mic. "I actually don't like this."

"Wait, Maisie come with me real quick." Dream said as he ran off in Minecraft. "Kk." I scratched my nose before I followed him as he lead me to all of them nearby on a mountain away from all the builds on the server.

"Hi." Sapnap punched and crouched in front of me.
"Hi." I smiled, crouching back. Clearly blushing on stream.

"GET A ROOM!!!" Quackity hit both of us as Karl's giggles filled the call once again.

"Maisie, WE are going to pop off!!" George said in his autotune mic. "Big Q paid me 200 dollars to DOOO this!" He sang.

"mE TOo, we are about to POP offf!" Dream added on.

"Oh god. I'm scared..." I propped my elbow on my desk, leaning into the palm of my hand. "This is going to be SOO good!!" Nick turned on his autotune

"AHHHH!" Quackity turned on autotune aswell, also starting some random beat/melody that I'm assuming he made. "Yeah." He began. "MHM, this one is for BRYCE HALL!"

"WAIT, HUHHH-" I was caught off guard, before I immediately deafened. "Nope, not happening." I shook my head. "The Bryce Hall beef is over, I want no part of this." I announced on my stream.

〈Quackity〉MAISIE COME BACK
〈MaisiesMassacre〉no
〈Sapnap〉WE WORKED HARD
〈KarlJacobs〉COME BACK
〈MaisiesMassacre〉NO
〈GeorgeNotFound〉you made big q cry :(
〈Quackity〉:(
〈Dream〉cancel maisie not bryce
〈Ph1LzA〉?????
〈MaisiesMassacre〉he isn't crying
〈Quackity〉I AM!!!

Banging my head into my hands, I laughed before undeafening and listening back into the VC , to actually hear crying noises from Alex.

"FUCK YOU MAISIE!" He cried. "JUST LISTEN TO THE SONG!!" He yelled at me.

"If I somehow end back up on that disgusting instagram page again, I am deleting you all from my life." I scolded, referring to TikTokRoom. "1 2 3 Go." I adjusted my headphones, taking a deep breath to prepare myself.

"WOOOO POPPING OFF!!!" George suddenly began.

"Oh my god." I mumbled, hiding another laugh that I felt was as coming.

"YEAH, UH." Quackity. went one

"BRYCEEEE, YOU. ARE NOT NICE" Karl sang.
"WOAHHHHH"

"BRYCE. LET ME MELT YOU LIKE YOURE ICE!" Dream continued.

"This is so ass." I mumbled to my stream and laughed.

"BRYCE, LET ME PUT YOU IN SOME RICE OHHHH" George laughed at his verse.

"BRYCE, I KNOW YOU GOT A LOT OF LICE" Quackity piled on to it.

"BRYCE LEMME TELL YOU TWICE, WOOOO, I WILL CUT YOU, MAYBE EVEN SLICE????" I heard Nick sing.

"BRO, THIS IS SO STUPID?!" I laughed into my hands, tears forming in my eyes.

"YEAH!" Quackity sang. "BRYCE HALL, YOURE KNOWN FOR SHAKING BALLS....to nine year olds on tiktok scrolling on their for you page you weird american man you scare me yeah you're very weird oooohhhh YEAHHHH" He lost his rhythm as he sang until he was out of breath.

"ILL HAVE SAPNAP RAIL YOUR MOM WOOOOOAAAAHHH"

"KARLS RHYMES ARE BOMB WOAAAAHHH"
"YOUTUBE.COM ..... SLASH DREAM"
"SAPNAP WILL TAKE YOUR ASS TO PROM .. WOAHHHHH"
"BRYCE, YOU NEED TO BE MORE CALM YEAHHHH"

Alex continued to sing as the guys cheered him on in the call. All I was able to do was accept my defeat since I let them do this while I was live.

"YEAHHHH... Bryce Hall...." He finally finished.

"...Are you done..." I stared at my screen in tears as the music played out.

"WOOOOOOO!" George laughed and clapped as the music stopped. "POPPED OFF!!!" Karl cheered.

"FUCK BRYCE HALL!!" Quackity yelled even louder.

"BIG Q NO-" I slammed my desk, hiding my face into my palms once again. "Gosh, I wait to see 12 year olds call this amazing diss track a load of shit!" I made fun of them.

"But- that was actually beautiful." I looked at my face cam. "I'm crying." I laughed, taking off my glasses to wipe my eyes from laughing too hard.

"I killed that shit." Alex said into his mic. "Fucking KILLED that shit!"

"Something definitely died, that's for sure!" I said sarcastically. "But you killed it" I nodded. "Hella, killed it."

Quackity began laughing again as he played the track once more. Him and the guys all began dancing on the server, crouching and jumping around, hitting each other as well.

Beginning to smile at the sigh, I quickly joined along, going into F5 mode as I kept spamming my shift button to crouch.

SAPNAP DONATED 20,000!
i love you

"WAIT- WHAT THE FUCK." I almost spat out the water I was drinking. "SAPNAP!?-" I screamed in shock as water spilled onto my floor. "NICK?!??!!"

"HAHAHA." I heard his laugh in the VC.

"HUH? WHAT??" I looked at facecam and wiped my face.

"What happened?" George asked confused, clearly not watching my stream. "You're welcome." Nick laughed.

"iM-??? THANK YOU??" I said, clearly freaking out.

"Huh-" Karl mumbled.

"This dumbass just sent me 20k-" I wheezed. "What the hell?!" I sat back down, trying to process what just happened.

"WAIT, ME NEXT ME NEXT??" Karl asked zz

"No." Nick replied.

"I love you too-???" I rubbed my temple, shaking my head. "You're actually fucking crazy."

"Simpnap!" George laughed.
"True!!!" Dream added.

"Jesus christ." I brought my face back into the palms of my hands. "I don't even know how to move on from that." I laughed. "CHAAATTTT!" I panicked.

"Continue streaming!" Nick said. "Nothing happened!" He laughed, making me blush like an idiot.

"So, Do I make my house now?" I adjusted my glasses, mumbling into my mic. My heart still racing.

"Can we help?" Karl asked.

"As long as George doesn't, yeah." I said before laughing.

"UGH, WHATEVER." George was offended.

"Cry about it." I continued to bully him.

"You know what, I'm just gonna leave." He fake cried. "Okay, bye!" I waved, even though he probably wasn't watching my stream so he didn't see.

"Wait! No!!" He got sad.

"Bye George!" Dream laughed.

"NO-"

"BYE GEORGIE" Karl went along with it. "I'm not leaving!" He shouted. "But, you said you were." Sapnap brought it up.

"I actually hate you guys."

"Alright." I laughed before quickly going on deafen again, turning back to my stream labs briefly.

"SOPHIE WITH THE 100 GIFTED!" I smiled. "THANK YOU SO MUCH!" I took a breath. "Hearts in the chat for Petra and the Prime" I laughed, continuing to interact with my stream.

authors note
i wrote a shit disstrack for those who wanted an actual disstrack from those idiots, that's how much i love you guys LOOOOOOOLLL , idk

update; dec 30, 2023
this is actually so KENSHSHSHS