Chick: you don't love me anymore

Dude: stop with that babe, you're paranoid

Chick: well what am I supposed to think? Every night you go out with your friends to those illegal strip clubs!

Dude: I told you before babe, I ain't going to no illegal clubs. I gotta go to work to pay for this dumpy apartment. Now stop your complaining 'cause I gotta go.

Chick: no, don't go.

Dude: I gotta go.

He kisses her and walks to the door

Dude: and don't wait up for me!

End

If anyone gets this reference I love them.