YoshiLover1234: Hello! everybody!! this is my game show called...Who's Better?: Peach or Pauline!!? Lets Begin!!

Peach: huh?

Pauline: who are you?

YL: I'm the host! and I will be asking the audience wich of you is a better girlfriend for Mario!

Pauline: clearly I'm better!

Peach: Dream on! I'm better!

YL: the audience will decide!

YL: first question, who is better and why?

A: Peach!  no Pauline!

YL: -_-

YL: ok, what have you two done, that could possibly make ya better?

Peach: well, I saved him in Super Princess Peach!

Pauline: that's only because of your stupid mood swings!

Peach: well than tell me what have you done!?

Pauline: umm uh...

Peach: exactly! NOTHING!

YL: well, clearly Peach won this round!

YL: next question...Who is stronger?!

Pauline: Me, because Princess Pinky, has done nothing but sit in her throne and be pampered! plus DK showed me how to pick up weights!

Peach: um... well I've played tons of sports with the gang!

Pauline: ugh!

YL: Both of you win this round!

YL: next question...who is more famous!!

Peach: me because, I've been in the majority of the Mario Games!

Pauline: well I've been in a few...

Peach: but I've been in most!! *sticks out tongue*

Pauline: (sarcastically) how lady like!

Peach: I DON'T CARE!! (blows raspberry)

YL: Peach wins this round!

YL: the finale results are in...and the winner is....DRUM ROLL PLEASE!..... PEACH!!

Peach: aww yeah!!! woo! I won and you lost!! aha! *sticks out tongue, blows raspberry, getting Pauline full of spit*

Pauline: ugh!!

YL: if you think otherwise comment and prove your point!!!

Ok, I taught wrong this is  probably the latest chapter..WOO I was the host! I might do more like this, and with some help maybe....