Percy- POV
I awoke to the same sight I have done every morning in recent months, the sight of a goddess atop of my chest. While most boyfriends would be exaggerating if they say this, I am able to be literal in the fact that laying on my chest was a goddess, Artemis to be exact. Her auburn hair falling in a halo around her head as she gently snored in her peaceful slumber, her usually stern face retaining a more innocent look as of one of a 17 year old girl rather than the millennia old goddess she was. Smiling at the sight I lent down and gave her a peck on the forehead causing her to stir. Her bright silver eyes fluttered open as she looked up at me with a lazy smile on her face.
"Good morning my huntress, did you sleep well?"

"I slept perfectly my hero," She replied while crawling over my form so the we were eye level with her hovering above me, blocking everything else from view like nothing else mattered apart from her, which at the moment was true. "I had an excellent pillow."

She leaned down and pressed her lips against mine for a lazy kiss, her droopy morning eyes shut as she melted into the kiss. I copied the gesture as one of my hands retracted from its place on Artemis' bare waste, instead digging into my girlfriend's hair pulling her deeper into the kiss. Her lips parted as she allowed me access to her mouth without resistance, my tongue explored her mouth without a fight from hers due to her lazy morning attitude. Unfortunately before we could take anything any further we where interrupted by the subtle entry of Moonbeam's lieutenant, the one and only pinecone face. Oh and by subtle I mean she caused a lightning strike right outside the tent flap before storming in with a twenty kilowatt smirk on her face all but screaming, "BREAKFAST TIME LOVEBIRDS, WE GOT A-"

For some reason she stopped after seeing are position as well as the state of the rest of the room. The combination of seeing her mistress naked atop of her equally nude cousin with only the thin silver silk blanket covering our lower regions as well as the remnants of our clothing scattered across the floor and furniture must have caused her to go momentarily into shock. I mean we did make quite a mess last night, my leather jacket was at her feat, Artemis' silver hunting jacket was sprawled over her mahogany desk with half her shirt on the accompanying armchair, the other half was hanging on the opposite wardrobes handle, beside that was my torn camp half-blood T-shirt, in a pile by the be - wait torn, fuck. That was my last one the rest had been progressively destroyed by: drakon riding (harder than you think), hunter pranks (why they think shrinking my shirts is a good prank, I have no idea) and, well, Artemis. I was broken out of my ADHD driven tangent by cousin dearest, Thalia.

"Well it appears that you two went a bit wild last night, I may get to be an aunt sooner than I thought. I wonder what Sally will think of being a grandmother at the humble age of 35, I bet she will be over the moon" Thalia commented while picking up a piece of Artemis' shirt between two figures with a sly smirk on her lips and her other hand on her hip. Both me and my moon had a deep blush accompanying our faces at what Thunder Thighs had accused, mine a dark scarlet while hers a glowing gold. "Very wild indeed."

Before I could get a retort out I was interrupted by the goddess in the room, obviously fully awake by now, screaming at my cousin. "THALIA IF YOU ARE NOT OUT OF THIS ROOM IN 10 SECONDS YOU ARE ON WOLF DUTY FOR THE NEXT YEAR!!!"

Now in my short life I've seen a lot of things but I am never quite going to forget how fast Thalia paled to the same shade as Death Breath and bolt out the tent flap, dropping the piece of fabric in the process. Just before the flap came to we could here the yell of, "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE AN AUNT!"

This caused both of us to blush deeply again, the hunters are so going to tease us for the next month. Slowly a comfortable silence washed over us tempting us back into the realm of Morpheus. "As much as I hate to agree with Pinecone face, she is right we will be late if we don't get up."

In response I got a grumble into my chest about "stupid lieutenants" before I felt a weight lifted of my chest as she got up and walked to the dresser,gracefully stepping over last night's mess, swaying her hips for my benefit. Now I don't want to sound like a womaniser or anything but Artemis has a perfect figure, lean hourglass body without being too muscular or fat in any area, and trust me I've seen all the areas.

Groaning as I got out of bed I strode over to Artemis, wrapping my arms around her stomach I kissed her cheek as she leaned back into my embrace with a soft smile on her lips. She sighed and closed her eyes enjoying my warmth, "I don't know what to wear, chose for me."

"You will look good in anything my moon, but why not keep it simple, mum won't mind if you go informal, Hades I'm going to wear the same I do everyday." I replied leaning my head in the crook of her neck swaying back and forth on my hips.

"I hardly think a leather jacket, a T-shirt, jeans and combat boots are suitable for a family reunion with mortals plus your arsenal of knives aren't exactly subtle. I can't exactly walk in with my bow and quiver on my back, in my hunting jacket and combat trousers with numerous knives, can I?" Artemis commented rolling her eyes at my fashion sense, or lack of it.

"First of all, if I am allowed to appear before my godly family, by that I mean the Olympic council, in jeans, a T-shirt and combat boots then I'm sure as Hades not going to dress any different for my mortal family. I mean jeans are suitable for any occasion other than weddings and funerals although I did crash my own funeral in jeans once so that leaves weddings, then again I did also crash G-mans wedding in jeans as well..." my girlfriend rolled her eyes at my little external debate, "Anyway, I'm only taking a few knives, it was you who got me into it anyway. I used to be fine with just riptide!"
"I trained you to throw knives and to used them in close combat as you are hopeless at archery and I don't want my only lover to die because he was only trained in one weapon." Leaning back to look up at me, her big silver doe eyes full of care and worry, I kissed her gently on the lips before giving her a gentle squeeze of reassurance. "Besides that doesn't mean you need to walk round with and arsenal! Anyway the still doesn't solve my problem."

I resisted the temptation to roll my eyes, obviously not getting what all the fuss was about. "Just wear jeans and one of your random shirt with some sort jacket, it's cold out there I don't want you getting frostbite."

She groaned in response before snapping her figures and becoming almost ready instantly. She fished through my clothes draw, which was getting close to empty, quickly finding what she was searching for, a sweater. This however was a very particular sweater, my Goode swimming sweater. It was this sweater she wore whenever in the mortal world, something about wanting everyone to know that she was my girlfriend so off limits to anyone else. The jumper was so big on her, her hands didn't even reach the hole, her head picked out the top making her look like a big kid which in my opinion was absolutely adorable. And I know, what's the point of getting stressed over what your going to wear when you always wear the same thing. I broke out of my thoughts when I realised it had been half an hour and I still wasn't dressed. I quickly grabbed scampered to get dressed, only to once again realise I was out of shirts. Sheepishly I looked at her shirtless sitting on the bed in yesterday's jeans and combat boots only half done up. Chuckling at my antics she clicked her fingers clearing up all the mess from last night while simultaneously summoning a shirt on me. While I was grateful of the shirt it was very... Artemis, it was completely silver with a silhouette of herself on it with "Property of Artemis" in black cursive writing over my heart and probably the same on the back. Did I mention it was also almost skin tight? showing off my chest and abdomen without to many of my scars visible.
"Possessive much?" I teased with a raised eyebrow.

"What? If I am wearing something with your name printed on the back, you can too." She said while crossing her arms and pouting, which in my opinion was the cutest thing ever. Deciding it was finally time to get up I pecked he on the lips causing a smile to form before I went over and grabbed my leather jacket, which also had "Artemis" stitched on the back in large cursive silver letters, as well as our duffel bag from the bottom of the wardrobe. We share one as we are both used to travelling light and it was only a 3 day trip so we didn't pack much; a few cloth, knives, a bow and quiver (magically stored), a bundle of ambrosias, flask of nectar, 6 rolls of duck tape (you never know when this might come in useful) and toiletries. Yeah, all the essentials for a family reunion.
"You ready, my huntress?" I asked while taking her hand in mine with the other carrying the bag. She nodded in her, my, oversized sweater then followed me out of the tent.

To our surprise, the hunters had already taken down camp and were sitting round last night's campfire with the wolves chatting idly while waiting for us. I blushed at that never liking to be the last one up, while Artemis just rolled her eyes an clicker her fingers causing the tent to fly into her hand, shrinking down in the process. It also got the hunters attention making them either look up or turn round, or in Thalia and Reyna's case stop making out and turn to look at us. Most of the older ones smirked knowing why we were late this morning while they group of 9 youngsters looked confused at what the others were so happy about. Now I know that sounds a bit odd for the hunters whole man-hating reputation but let me explain. Last week I asked them about why they had accepted me so easily and they said "Mi'lady has had a, what do mortals call it, a 'crush' on you since the whole Atlas incident and now that Mi'lady is with you she seems happier so we don't have a problem" which was nice. But then they proceeded to threaten me with castration and worse if I hurt her, I think they said something about napalm, my testicles and... fireworks? Anyway being broken out of my tangent again by the glory known as Thunder Thighs' classy remarks.
"Well it's nice to finally to see you love birds, especially with clothes on."

This caused the older hunters to snigger at our embarrassment with the younger hunters faces scrunched up in confusion. To add to the hunters amusement the youngest hunter, a sweet 4 year old daughter of Athena l by the name of Amelia who had been presented to us a few weeks before after her father died, asked, "Why weren't you wearing any clothes, it's the middle of November, you might get frostbite?"

Gods, why do Athena's kids have to be so curious? To make matters worse, that was also the moment that both Apollo and Athena had decided to flash in. And by the looks on their faces you could tell they had heard the question. Perfect, I thought sarcastically, Just what I needed this morning.

"Look cous', I like you but seriously I don't need to hear about you banging my lil' sis'", the sun god said with a slight smirk on his face trying for a joke, it was obvious he was disturbed by the topic. Athena on the other hand just growled at us, glowing as if she was ready to explode, which she probably was, clutching her book so hard her it was starting to sizzle due to her radiant energy. The older hunters gathered round us in a circle to get a better look at the possible fight, all with sadistic smirks on their faces. Thalia and our resident former Roman Patreon, well the female one anyway, came over with slightly, but not much, less sadistic smirks. The former gracefully giving her duffel bag full of their supplies, see dumping on my shoulder in a fit of sadistic laughter.

"Well Lord Apollo, we where only talking about what dearest Kelphead and Mi'lady had bee up to last night, it must have been pretty c-Mmm" thankfully our Pinecone face was cut short by moonbeam clapping her hand over her mouth, unable to stand any more of this.
"THALIA, we have children present!" Artemis screamed still blushing gold due to her comment. " And for the last time Apollo, I'M OLDER!"

"Besides you and Reyna can hardly keep your hands to yourselves either..." I muttered loud enough for everyone to hear. Causing the couple to blush while the other older hunters and Apollo to snigger at them, Artemis glared at me but you could tell she didn't mean it by her smirk and twinkling eyes. Athena though had started to smoke due to her now burning book, wow I wonder why she is so pissed?

"CAN WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT COITUS IN FRONT OF YOUNG CHILDREN AND MAIDENS?" Screamed the maiden goddess who was now in the form of a column of flames. I guess that's why. I thought to myself as I heard the sniggering of the older hunters who either were in or have been in a relationship so most weren't actually maidens as such, the oath only band laying with males not women. This causes them to, over time, often become lesbians, an example of this would be Pheobe and Atlanta who have been married since the fall of Rome but that's besides the point.
"Yes let move on," Apollo said eager to move on from the topic of his little sister's sex life to just about anything else, which is understandable I guess I don't want to know anything about what Thalia and Reyna do in bed. "You girls ready for paintball?"

This got a chorus of cheers from the older hunters and whines from the youngsters who where stuck doing Advanced literature analysis on the complete works of Shakespeare, Suckers.

"You girls ready for Shakespeare?" Athena said  after she had stopped flaming trying to match Apollo's enthusiasm , which surprisingly she managed. I mean how can one be exited for Shakespeare? He is literally a demigods worst nightmare having dyslexia for starters then this guy shows up with a load of new words and sentences that don't make sense and is praised for it! My opinion was evidently shared with fellow hunters as they groaned and whimpered at the thought, all except Amelia who was bouncing at the thought. Seeing the hunters reaction Athena looked offended at the reaction to her former lover. "What's wrong with my Bill?"

"Anyway, you girls behave for Lord Apollo and Lady Athena while we are gone. It's only 3 days so I don't expect any trouble, and try not to castrate too many boys their." Artemis said taking control of the situation before we could go any further. She received a synchronised 'Yes Mi'lady' from the hunt before the older ones climbed into the Sun chariot, bus?, cheering while the younger ones grumbled and grouped round Athena flashing away. My moonbeam turned to face me, Pinecone face and Rey Rey with a loving smile but looking a bit nervous at what was to come next. To soothe her nerves I pulled her into my arms and kissed her slowly feeling her body physically relax into my embrace. I smiled as we detached looking down at my goddess enjoying the lazy kiss before we were interrupted by Reyna this time.
"Gods of Olympus, we know you two love each other but seriously can you keep your hands to yourselves for 5 minutes before sucking each other's faces off?"

This made us both blush at the comment as Thalia laughed at their expense. I glared at them which made Thalia snicker and Reyna raise an eyebrow unimpressed by my glare. To stop an argument before it started, Artemis cleared her throat to get our attention. "Before we are really late shall we head to Sally's place to get ready for the reunion." She said in a commanding voice taking control of the situation again, which is hard to do when in your in your boyfriend's jumper and wrapped in said boyfriend's arms but she managed it quite well. My cousin quickly joined hands with her girlfriend before placing a hand on my girlfriend as we flashed away to my mothers house to get ready for the Bofis annual reunion.

Little did we know how dangerous reunions could be.

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This is an idea I came up with as you don't see any mortal meet Pertemis so I thought this might be a good shot. It was going to be a one-shot but I got bored at 3k words so posted this as a start. Probably 5-6 chapters long if I get round to it.
For the moment it will remain T rated but may raise if you want it to.

Anyway hope you enjoyed it and comment if you did.