Sam's dam says "spam ham Tam Fam"
Nathan tells Sam's dam to stop telling the Tam Fam to spam ham
The Tam Fam spam ham for Sam
But Nathan's friend Nathan ships Pathan for lyfe

So Sam spams Pathan for Nathan
But the Tam Fam luv the spam

So they eat the ham spam by Sam
Nathan is sad 'bout the way Sam spammed ham for the Tam Fam

So he spams ham for Sam's dam
Then, Sam spams ham for the Tam Fam's Pathan ship with Nathan

So Nathan changes his name to Natasha the Sasha masha