COMEDY

The Mechanic: Alright, someone explain what in The First Spinjitzu Master's name is goin'-

Skull Sorcerer: Whoever dares trap the Great Skull Sorcerer will feel my wrath tenfold!!!

Aspheera: SSSILENCE! Your conssstant whining isss annoying me!

Pythor: Oh, you're a charming one, aren't you...?

???: THAT IS ENOUGH.

*The Crystal King walks in with Mr. F and Harumi by his side*

Crystal King: I am the one that brought you here. I look around this room and see nothing but potential. The Ninja have gotten in the way of all of your schemes, plans, and motivations. But now, we will unite together and crush them all. Ninjago will live through a new era...no longer having to fight this endless war of light and dark. The balance The First Spinjitzu Master wants so badly can finally be broken...who is with me?

The Mechanic: *Chuckles* Nice speech over there, buddy! Count me in!

Aspheera: I desssire revenge! I ssside with you.

Pythor: I declared that if anyone is going to dessstroy this world, it would be me. Count me in as well.

Skull Sorcerer: One question. You talk of The Ninja like you know them...who are you?

Crystal King: I-

Harumi: Am glad you asked!

Mr. F: We'll take it from here, your highness.

*Spotlight appears on both Harumi and Mr. F*

Mr. F: ~He is the very model of a cruel warrior overlord, who aims to kill The Ninja that's always been adored!~

Harumi: ~We want those little Ninja to crush them with our iron fist, and in this very temple, he'll grind them into forgotten mist!~

Mr. F: ~As a boss, he is extremely caring and at times quite passionate, yet all they do is see him as their classic villain antagonist!~

Both: ~Our evil friends, here today, he has some exciting news! Exciting news! Was many years ago today, he corrupted them with ooze!~

The Crystal Council: ~Was many years ago today, he corrupted them with ooze! Was many years ago today, he corrupted them with dark ooze!~

Harumi: ~Way before time even had a name, The First Spinjitzu Master was pure light, so The Overlord became his greatest blight~

Mr. F: ~The Overlord's darkness was nothing short of masterful, and with his intent, he was already, oh, so powerful!~

Both: ~The Overlord's darkness was nothing short of masterful, and with his intent, he was already, oh, so powerful!~

Harumi: ~Ninjago's rejection of darkness is nothing but blasphemous!~

Mr. F: ~In several social circles, he is viewed as simply-

*The Crystal King punches away both Harumi and Mr. F*

Mr. F: ~Fabulous~

Crystal King: ...fine. I guess I'll give them what they want.

*Crystal shards appear all around them*

Crystal King: ~After I was given life, I made fire and destroyed all made by this hero whose light I didn't enjoy! I was presumed lost and therefore had all but given up, I came back again and again until I've risen up!~

*New armor appears around The Crystal Council*

Crystal King: ~Now that you know my origin, it's time for us to make our plan! And yes, we'll need the skills of everyone including robot man!~

Crystal Council: ~And yes, we'll need the skills of everyone including robot man!~

Crystal King: ~Now my Council, the time is near we villains come together for a stand! Let's put an end to the first meeting of our merry little band! So join me in ending them, our greatest foes, for I insist! I am the very model of a cruel warrior overlord!~

Crystal Council: ~So join him in ending them, our greatest foes, for he insists! He is the very model of a cruel warrior overlord!~

Crystal King: Now, for some totally necessary and very destructive violence...my Crystal Council!!!