SONG REWRITE

Marcy: Alright, Collector. We can solve this peacefully! I'm technically a Celestial too!

Orion: REALLY!? Then, you're perfect!!!

Marcy:  Perfect for what...?

(Orion claps and the room is surrounded in stars and miniature planets as music begins to play in the background)

Orion: ~I'm from way way beyond time and space! I've got infinite powers to flaunt! Got the ability, agility, to turn this whole facility...into whatever I want!~

(He flies around Marcy, looking absolutely thrilled to be in the same room as one of his own.)

Orion: ~Check it out! Out in the ethers, it's my job to gather planets! Or at least, that was the plan...then one day, I was tasked! Nope, I did not ask to come to Earth and learn about humans! Teach me all about humans! Everything about humans! Teach me all about humans! Everything about humans!!!~

Marcy: I'd love to! But keep going!

Orion: ~So, I came on down and was completely dumbfounded by what you do and the choices you beings make! Like, just because you manage not to die for a year, you celebrate...with a CAKE?!~

Marcy: Mhm! Presents too!

Orion: ~I need a guide and it had to be someone smart! But no human matches my intellect...so, I searched for the smartest person on Earth! And that led me to you, Miss Marcy!~

Marcy: Awww, shucks!

Orion: ~C'mon, tell me all the things that I really wanna know! Like why do you use your finger to clean out your nose? Why do you say 'on the way' when you haven't left the house? And what the heck is the difference between a rat and a mouse?~

(He claps again, with confetti raining on Marcy.)

Orion: ~Congrats on your promotion! Let's get this thing in motion! There's so much for me to understand! You're welcome, comic-seller! Now it's time to help this fella! Cause I'll decide the fate of all humans!~

Marcy: ...wait, what?