A question was sent to Obfusco.

Me: Obfusco you got a question. Where is he?

Olive and Otto: *Shout* Obfusco!! *Look around*

Otto: Hmm I guess he isn't he-
*Turns and sees Obfusco behind us*

Obfusco: *Appears behind us* Hello!

All of us: *Scream*

Obfusco: Like a cactus at a porcupine party in the middle of the night, I am thrilled to get a question.

Olive and Otto: Whaaaaaaaattt?

Me: *Reads it*
If a penguin were to fly north, would Santa's bears throw them a happy party?

Obfusco: Ah yes, like a watermelon passing by the Mississippi river, the penguins would receive an excellent party before they were to reach north, like a pineapple heading to Hawaii.

Me:
Huh? What does that even me-
*Obfusco disappears and the voice that says "Obfusco" is heard.* 
And he's gone.

Otto: But you have to admit, it's pretty impressive how he disappears like that.

Obfusco: *Appears next to us*
Thank you!

All of us: *Scream again*