Coach O vs Olive
A dare was sent to Coach O.
Coach O: What's up folks? I heard I got a dare.
Me: *Reads it*
I dare you to go against Olive in basketball. (I bet Olive will win.)
Coach O: And I bet you're wrong. I'm going to win!
Olive: We'll see about that.
Coach O: Bring it on.
Both start playing against each other and both score 3 times.
Olive: Who's winning?
Me: Nobody is. You two are tied.
Olive: Are you kidding me?
A few minutes later
Me: You two are still tied.
Olive: You know what Coach? Why don't we end it like this.
*Takes out hand*
Coach O:
Deal.
*Shakes hands with Olive*
You have been one of the best pupils I have ever had.
Olive: Pupil? Excuse me but I am not your pupil.
*Olive crosses her arms.*
Coach O: How about you join the basketball team I'm training?
Olive: I said I'm not your pupil.
Coach: Football?
Olive: No!
Coach O: Soccer?
Olive: No!
Coach O: Tennis?
Olive: No!
Coach O: Lacrosse?
Olive: No!
Coach O: Then what team do you want to join?
Olive: None because I already told you that I'm not your pupil I already know everything I need to know I don't need a coach.
Coach O: Alright then suit yourself. *Blows his whistle*
Training is over!!
Olive: Training?! That wasn't training that was a competition. I already said- Ugh! Forget it.
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