Me: You two were chosen to be locked in a closet together for 7 minutes.

Delivery Debbie: What? But I have pizzas to make!

Delivery Doug: And I need to make my famous egg salad sandwiches.

Delivery Debbie: More like INFAMOUS egg salad sandwiches.

Delivery Doug: I egg your pardon but my egg salad sandwiches are the best.

Me: *Opens the closet*
Ooh I wonder how this is gonna go.

Delivery Doug: *Moves aside and gestures her to go in*
Ladies first right?

Delivery Debbie: *Rolls her eyes and goes in*

Delivery Doug: *Goes in after she goes in*

Delivery Debbie: So now what??

Delivery Doug: Well, I'm going to listen the best song ever, my song that is.
*Plays the song and sings along*
Eggs, all I really want is eggs
Put some mayo on my eggs
Now put it on some bread
Ya heard what Delivery Doug said, yea-

Delivery Debbie: Stop!

Delivery Doug: *Stops singing along and looks at Debbie*
What?

Delivery Debbie: One thing is to have to hear you sing once, but twice *groans*

Delivery Doug: This song is egg-cellent I have no idea what you're talking about.

Delivery Debbie: *sighs* How many minutes have passed by?

Delivery Doug: *looks at his wrist as if he had some watch* Oh.. That's right, I don't have a watch. *laughs nervously*

Delivery Debbie: *knocks and shouts* Hey how many minutes more do we need?

Me: *Shouts back* 7 minutes.

Delivery Debbie: It hasn't even been A MINUTE?! *sighs*

Delivery Doug: *A few seconds later* Have those 7 minutes passed by?

Delivery Debbie: No.

Delivery Doug: How about now?

Delivery Debbie: *says a little bit annoyed* No.

Delivery Doug: Now?

Delivery Debbie: *starts to get annoyed* No!

Delivery Doug: Now?

Delivery Debbie: NO!!!

Delivery Doug: Now?

Delivery Debbie: *groans and slumps to the floor*

Delivery Doug: N-

Delivery Debbie: No!! Can you think of anything else to say besides *says in a mocking voice*
"Now?"

Delivery Doug: I know, how about trying my famous egg salad sandwiches?

Delivery Debbie: I think I'll pass.

Delivery Doug: Come on just one!

Delivery Debbie: *sighs* Fine

Delivery Doug: Great *gives her an egg salad sandwich*

Delivery Debbie: *Takes a bite*

Delivery Doug: So?? What do you think?

Delivery Debbie: *gags* I think I'm going to be sick.. *Starts knocking hard*

Me: *Opens it* What is-

Delivery Debbie: *runs past me and heads to a restroom*

Delivery Doug: Well then, I think it's time to eggs-ecute. *Leaves the closet as well*

Me and the rest: (0_0)