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Speaking of the devil.

I hate this ship with a fiery passion it can go die in a hole and rot for however long it takes for the abuse whistles to stop in my brain.

You can ship what you want I'll never stop someone from liking something.

But I personally hate this ship, I feel like it's abusive on both ends but more on Patton's.
Let me explain.
Patton has a perfection complex that Deceit doesn't fall into, I feel like Patton would hang every single good thing he's done for Deceit over his head like a fucking carrot on a stick.

And Deceit is self preservation, I think he'd be more apt to lie about what he's done wrong. Never really admiring that he's at fault for anything.

When I see this ship the two things I think are, hate sex and ra ra ra ra ra ma ma ma ma ma ra ra oo la la bad bad juju.(I'm not sorry)

But again y'all can like what you want I'll never stop you from doing that.