Retro: oh my God this is so boring welp gotta kill time some how * pulls out a switch gears music * huh where's that music coming from

Scorpion:* lands on the area *

Round one fight

Retro: wait wait

Scorpion:* kicks retro * this is the end of you

Retro: actually im super tanky so

Scorpion:* kicks retro in the dick as it should retro insides *

Retro:* falls to ground holding his dick * owwwwww oh ow my fucking dragon balls alright alright yeah you gotta give me a minute here you gotta give me a minute here hold on

Round two fight

Retro: God damn it

Scorpion:* throws his thing at retro *

Retro:* gets hit in the chest *

Scorpion: get over her * pulls retro over * hell awaits you

Finish him

Retro: wait wait wait nooooooo!

Scorpion:* pulls out his sword and stabs retro *

Scorpion wins flawless victory fatality