Dark: you think with the amount of character that actually come by here every other week we have own sitcom and actually I'm curious as to what I would even call for that * sniff * why dose it smell like semen

Zarbon: oh my ~ your power is smiler to his but you sure as hell don't look like him reason looks tighter from the back

Dark: I'm sorry who and the hell are you the hell are you

Zarbon: I am zarbon the elite space warrior right hand of the mighty Lord friza oh ~

Dark: I see whats going on yeah I'm not frieza

Zarbon: but your power reading they're very similar to his

Darks power level: 10000.5
Frieza power level: 10000

Dark: no no no you see uh how can I put this frieza is inside of me

Zarbon: oh my ~

Dark: inside of me like I have his DNA inside of me

Zarbon: oh my God ~

Dark: god damnit that was worse I have his cellular dna inside if me  * sighs * I'm really getting uncomfortable and your just making this a lot harder

Zarbon: well I do tend to have that effect on other men

Dark:{ in mind }{

} Yeah you need to go like now

Zarbon: well that's not very nice

Dark: oh I'm sorry was that mean fuck you ! I'm a bad guy I do bad things do you have any idea who I am I do not see me on tv I'm perfect dark bitch

Zarbon: your hurting my feelings

Dark: fuck your feelings you think just because you wear panty stockings to can go around doing whatever you like

Zarbon: I'll have you know they are a warriors attire

Dark: you have green hair and blue skin for ducks sake you look like a space stripper

Zarbon: dark your know what rhymes with perfect

Dark: what no what the hell does that have to do with anything

Zarbon: rape

Dark: wait what * wakes up * hug what the was I dreaming

Goku: hey dark

Dark: uhe

Goku: were here for the tournament

Dark: oh Goku it's you Jesus has it been ten days already uh well iam totally not mentally prepared you know what Goku uh yeah take another ten days

Goku: really ten more days

Gohan: does that mean we could spend more time together dad

Goku:* laughs * oh Gohan your funny