I don't have creative energy, okay?

more gossip articles <3

also not proofread, we die like Luz Noceda's happiness

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Today, American businessman, Edward "Eddie" Blackwood and his wife, Clarissa, have welcomed their first child. A baby boy, Edward Maurice Blackwood Junior was born this morning at Mary's Field Hospital in Mary's Field, Virginia.
Already having a head of blonde hair, we expect little EJ, as his parents have already started calling him to be quite the mama's boy!

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American businessman and his wife, Eddie and Clarissa Blackwood, have welcomed their second child. Another baby boy, they've called Brandon Bryan Blackwood. Clarissa has stated she's some brown hairs on him, so this one oughta be a daddy's boy!

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Eddie and Clarissa Blackwood have given birth to their third child this morning, in New York City! The couple's third baby boy, William Adrian Blackwood. Yet another brown haired boy! He was born two weeks early, which is why he was born in New York. But, Clarissa seems to be doing all fine, as is baby William!
Apparently, Claire Lowe, wife of politician, Theodore Lowe, has paid her a visit.

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Edward "Eddie" Blackwood and Clarissa Blackwood gave birth to their fourth child and son last night. Little Nathaniel James Blackwood! He has a head full of blonde and, in Clarissa's words, cute chubby cheeks is definitely gonna be a sweet one.
Clarissa has said she hopes the next one is a daughter. Fingers crossed!

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Today, Eddie and Clarissa Blackwood welcomed their fifth child and son, Johnny Cedric Blackwood. A little underweight, but he appears to be doing fine! The couple is happy with their five sons, but Clarissa is still hoping for a daughter. They say they plan to have one more and then they are done.

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It finally happened! Today, Eddie and Clarissa Blackwood welcomed their sixth child and first daughter, Roxanne Eleanor Blackwood. A mini version of her mother, with a blonde little head, Roxie is most certainly gonna be a sweet one!

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(might do more later, idk)