America, traveler, Yuejing, Zhongli, Hu Tao, Paimon: *pops confetti canons* Happy birthday!

Kazuki: eh? What's all this for?

Paimon: it's your birthday silly! So we have to celebrate!

Kazuki: Huh? But I've never had a birthday before

Hu Tao: Wellll we celebrate today! Congratulations on being one year closer to death!

Zhongli: *sweat drops* did you really have to say that?

Kazuki: *chuckles* It's all good Zhongli, thank you Hu Tao

Yuejing: We even made two cakes, dirt cake fit for you and a regular cake fit for us

America: *sweat drops* But we highly suggest you at least try eating some of the regular cake we made...

Kazuki: *tears in his eyes* u-uh yes of course

Traveler: why are you crying?

Kazuki: *wipes the tears away* This is just the best year I've had in my whole life that's all

Yuejing: *pats his back* well of course it is, now come on, let's go party. We've got the whole day planned. *walks inside with the rest*

Kazuki: ....Mother...I'm not alone anymore...I have friends that gives me a purpose. ...Thank you mother for this life... *walks inside now*

Me: *on the floor crying* HE'S SO PURE AHHHHHHHH!