Toasted: If Quicksand and I were drowning, who would you save?

Seaweed : You two can't swim?

Quicksand : It's a hypothetical question, Seaweed ! who would you save?

Seaweed : my time and effort.

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Toasted: I trust Quicksand .

Seaweed : You think they know what they're doing?

Toasted: I wouldn't go that far.

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Toasted: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Quicksand : Just rip the bandage off.

Toasted: It's Seaweed .

Quicksand : Put the bandage back on.

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Toasted: Seaweed , keep an eye on Quicksand today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Seaweed : Sure, I'd love to see Quicksand get punched.

Toasted: Try again.

Seaweed , sighing: I will stop Quicksand from getting punched.

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Toasted: You have to apologize to Quicksand

Seaweed : Fine.

Seaweed : 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Toasted: I told Quicksand their ears flush when they lie.

Seaweed : Why?

Toasted: Look.

Toasted: Hey Quicksand ! Do you love us?

Quicksand , covering their ears: No.

Seaweed :

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Quicksand: Hey Toasted ,

Toasted: Yes?

Quicksand: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Toasted :

Toasted : Where's Seaweed ?

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Toasted: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Quicksand : Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Seaweed : There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-