Gaia: When I was a kid, Fernando told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Adam: They are!

Gaia: FOR REAL?

Adam: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Fern: Hey, let's mess with Sam, guys!

Belleza : Hey, Sam, your momma so fat-

Sam: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Adam: Well, uh- your dad-

Sam: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Belleza : The fuck-

Octavia : Well then...

Fern: Stop, Octavia !

Octavia : Your grandparents so-

Sam: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Sam: You cannot best me, mortals.

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Jolie : *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Jolie : *cuts piece of cake*

Fern: ...Can I have some?

Jolie : Cake is for talkers.

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Sam: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Fernando : Not if they consent to it.

Octavia : Depends on who your stabbing.

Jolie : YES??!!?

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Adult Sam, to Belleza : You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Adult Belleza : Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Adult Sam: You just told me you're pregnant.

Adult Adam: Congratulations Belleza , you're glowing!

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Octavia : You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Fern: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Fernando : YOU CHEATED!

Adam: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?

Sam: I... can confirm that that actually happened. 

Fernando : ...What.

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Adam: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Sam: I don't usually eat with losers.

Adam: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?

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Octavia : Hello, I'm Octavia . I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.