Imagine Neal almost walks out into the street in front of a car and Kynigós quickly grabs and pulls Neal back before they get hit. Kynigós worriedly holds Neal close to them as the car passes while Neal is still in shock that they almost got hit.

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Neal and Kynigós are walking home from school; work; etc and on the way to their house, Kynigós picks up a stick. All of the sudden, Kynigós runs up to a tree and starts to hit the tree with the stick while yelling Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself, and Neal starts to laugh until they cry.

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Imagine Kynigós is working and isn't paying any attention to Neal, who is being impatient and whiny. Neal leaves and Kynigós is relieved that they finally left. Neal comes back and sits on top of Kynigós 's desk with they legs wide open and is completely naked. Kynigós isn't paying attention still. Kynigós then says, Neal, I thought you had finally left. Now, I am trying to work and I don't need your dis- oh God. To which Neal reply's with a smirk and I'm sorry... What were you saying? What happens next is up to you.

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Neal: You're the Grim Reaper? But... you look so cliche...

Kynigós : I manifest differently to each individual based off of their expectations so in my eyes you're the basic bitch.

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One day, Kynigós comes runing into the room where Neal is and frantically asks,  WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE WI-FI?! Neal looks up and responds with I did, bitch, then goes back to playing the T-Rex Runner game.

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Kynigós : God give me patience.

Neal: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'

Kynigós : If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

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Kynigós tilting Neal's chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. Kynigós delicately thumbs away a streak of blood from Neal's mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a breif pause, Neal's heart skips a nervous beat as Kynigós looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense. Their anger barely restrained.

Who did this to you?

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Imagine that Kynigós was in an abusive relationship before they were with Neal. One day, Kynigós accidentally breaks something (a plate, vase, etc), and while Neal isn't mad at all, Kynigós starts crying and whispering Please don't hurt me over and over again. (Because in their past relationship, breaking something would have resulted in abuse). Neal gently wraps their arms around Kynigós and tells them in a kind voice that they would never hurt Kynigós , and that Neal promises to keep Kynigós safe at all costs.

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Neal playfully keeping Kynigós pinned down as they take Kynigós from behind. Neal lays their hands over Kynigós 's as they kiss and bite Kynigós 's neck and shoulder, whispering naughty/dirty things into their ear. Bonus: They're doing it in front of a mirror. Neal takes pleasure looking at the face of Kynigós as Kynigós whimpers beneath them.

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Kynigós : *Raises their voice just enough so they can be heard from across the aisle* Do you want chips?

Neal: *At full volume*  HELL YEAH, I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

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Kynigós , is playing piano: Maybe one day I can play at your wedding.

Neal: Gross, I don't want you playing at my wedding.

Neal How about you stand beside me instead?

Imagine Kynigós 's and Neal's child gets their first period and Neal just says THE ELDER GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE! and Kynigós just smacks them upside the head.

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Imagine Kynigós singing You Are My Sunshine as Neal slowly dies in their arms.

Bonus: Neal used to sing that to Kynigós to calm them down at times.

Bonus 2: If Neal uses their final moments to join in with Kynigós before they sing the last verse and then die, all while Kynigós is sobbing uncontrollably.

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Kynigós : You know we never stop tasting our tongues?

Neal: How about I taste yours for a change?

Paper star: You smooth fucker.

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Kynigós dressed up as a sexy cop for Halloween and Neal keeps surrendering to Kynigós by saying 'I've been a very bad boy/girl, you should arrest me.'

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Kynigós and Neal go to the bookstore and suddenly Kynigós runs away. When Kynigós comes back, they are holding a Yoda plushie. Kynigós then talks in a Yoda voice saying: Run over bitch in my 2003 Toyota Prius I must. and Neal responds with howling laughter.

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Kynigós is taking a shower*

*Neal walks in*

*Neal pulls the shower curtain while Kynigós is in the shower*: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me - we out of Cheetos?