*The squad is over at Jaggedhawk 's house*

Adderstrike : Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Jaggedhawk : ... N-No...

Jaggedhawk , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Adderstrike , motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Halfface : I see a-

Jaggedhawk , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Adderstrike : Oh, well I-

Jaggedhawk : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Jaggedhawk , amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Rippedeye : Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Dogstar: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Jaggedhawk : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Jaggedhawk : I am someone who owns four ovens...

Jaggedhawk , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Jaggedhawk : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Roughbadger , pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Jaggedhawk :

Adderstrike : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Jaggedhawk :

Jaggedhawk , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Jaggedhawk : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Adderstrike : >:O language

Halfface : Yeah watch your fucking language

Rippedeye : OKAY WHO TAUGHT HALFFACE THE FUCK WORD?

Dogstar: 'The fuck word'.

Roughbadger : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Halfface : Oh my god they censored it

Dogstar: Say fuck, Roughbadger .

Halfface : Do it, Roughbadger . Say fuck.

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Jaggedhawk , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Adderstrike : Hey.

Halfface : Hi.

Rippedeye : Hello.

Dogstar: Hey!

Jaggedhawk : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Roughbadger : We were out of Doritos.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Jaggedhawk : I can help you with it!

Adderstrike : Yeah, sure.

Halfface : Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Rippedeye : lol nope.

Dogstar: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Roughbadger : *Read 5:55pm*

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Jaggedhawk : We need to distract these guys

Adderstrike : Leave it to me

Adderstrike : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Halfface , Rippedeye , and Dogstar: *Immediately begin arguing*

Roughbadger , watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Jaggedhawk : Rules are made to be broken.

Adderstrike : They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Halfface : Uh, piñatas.

Rippedeye : Glow sticks.

Dogstar: Karate boards.

Roughbadger : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Jaggedhawk : Rules.

Adderstrike :

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Jaggedhawk : Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!

Adderstrike : Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Halfface : More or less, I guess...

Rippedeye : That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

Dogstar: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.

Roughbadger : I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Jaggedhawk : Croissants: dropped

Adderstrike : Road: works ahead

Halfface : BBQ sauce: on my titties

Rippedeye : Shavacado: fre

Dogstar: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Roughbadger :

Roughbadger , grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Jaggedhawk : Thanks fam!

Adderstrike : oh no

Halfface : *cries* I love you too

Rippedeye : Sounds fake but okay

Dogstar: *A flustered mess*

Roughbadger : can i get a refund