Kit squad
Flykit : Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Cinderkit : It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Flykit : Three of us saw it, Cinderkit . How do you explain that?
Cinderkit : *points at Fogkit * Sleep deprivation. *points at Ivykit * Paranoia. *points at Adderkit * Delusional personality disorder.
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Fogkit: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Ivykit: Several traffic violations.
Adderkit: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cinderkit : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Flykit: Also, that's not our car.
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Fogkit: You kidnapped Ivykit? That's illegal!
Adderkit: But Fogkit, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Ivykit, or destroying our dreams?
Fogkit: Kidnapping Ivykit, Adderkit!!!
Cinderkit : Fogkit, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Fogkit: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Cinderkit : To work together!
Fogkit: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Flykit: Fogkit, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Fogkit: What does 'take out' mean?
Ivykit: Food.
Cinderkit: Dating
Flykit : Murder
Adderkit: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Flykit : Favorite horror movie?
Cinderkit : It
Fogkit : Saw
Ivykit : Annabelle
Adderkit : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Flykit : So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Ivykit : I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Adderkit : In your pantry!
Flykit : Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Ivykit : Is your friend here?
Flykit , motioning to Cinderkit : Yeah.
Ivykit , to Cinderkit : You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Fogkit : Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Fogkit : HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Fogkit : NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Fogkit , to Ivykit and Adderkit : YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Ivykit : YAAAAAAAAY!
Adderkit : THE PRESTIGE!
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Flykit : What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Cinderkit : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Adderkit : Socks are Feetie Heaties
Ivykit : Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Cinderkit : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Adderkit : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Ivykit : Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Fogkit , annoyed: You are disappointments
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Flykit : Are we really going to let Cinderkit keep Fogkit ?
Ivykit : We kept Adderkit .
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Flykit : I'm an idiot.
Cinderkit :
Fogkit :
Ivykit :
Adderkit :
Flykit :
Cinderkit : If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Flykit : We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Fogkit will and will not eat.
Cinderkit : Grass? Yes!
Flykit : Moss? Yes!!
Cinderkit : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Flykit : Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Cinderkit : Worms? Sometimes!
Flykit : Rocks? Usually nah.
Cinderkit : Twigs? Usually!
Flykit : Adderkit 's cooking? Inconclusive!
Ivykit : How did you... test this?
Flykit : You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Ivykit : ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Adderkit : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Flykit : Bye Cinderkit ! Bye Fogkit ! Bye Ivykit ! Bye Adderkit ! Bye Cinderkit !
Fogkit : You said 'bye Cinderkit ' twice.
Flykit : I like Cinderkit .
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Flykit : You're a loose cannon, Cinderkit .
Cinderkit : No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Fogkit : I think you play by your own rules.
Ivykit : No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Flykit : Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Cinderkit : No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Adderkit is a loose cannon.
Adderkit : *smashes a chair*
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Flykit : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Fogkit : This knife is actually a magic wand.
Adderkit : Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Ivykit : *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Cinderkit : What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Flykit : Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Cinderkit : Tubular AF!
Fogkit : Mood to the max!
Ivykit , annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Adderkit , just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Flykit : What's something you guys are better than Cinderkit at?
Fogkit : Mario Kart.
Ivykit : Yeah, video games.
Adderkit : Emotional vulnerability.
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Flykit : Good morning.
Cinderkit : Good morning.
Fogkit : Good morning.
Ivykit : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Adderkit : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Flykit : Nothing in life is free.
Cinderkit : Love is free!
Fogkit : Adventure is free.
Ivykit : Knowledge is free.
Adderkit : Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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