Adderkit life + Ivykit
Adderkit: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Adderkit : bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches
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Adderkit : You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Adderkit : Goodnight moon.
Adderkit : Goodnight tree.
Adderkit : Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Adderkit : If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Adderkit *
Adderkit : Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Adderkit : Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Ivykit's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
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Adderkit , threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Adderkit : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ivykit:
Ivykit: Adderkit , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Adderkit : *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Adderkit : Am I going too far?
Ivykit: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Adderkit : You're right.
Ivykit: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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