Name: Otto Xavier "Ox" Boppell
Namesakes: Xavier
FC: Corey Fogelmanis

Parents: Tommy and Dottie Boppell
Sexuality: Gay
Role: Bean

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Name: Xavier Michael "Mickey" Boppell III
Namesakes: XJ, Xavier
FC: Parker Ballinger

Parents: XJ and Allen Boppell
Sexuality: Doesn't know, but will be straight
Role: B e a n

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Name: Louise Rayne Birmingham
Namesakes: Bentley's mom, Kalvin's older sister
FC: Victoria Justice

Parents: Bentley and Kalvin Birmingham
Sexuality: Straight
Role: Beeeeeean

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Name: Aristotle Brandon Bailey "Ari" Birmingham
Namesakes: Brandi, Bailey
FC: Calum Worthy

Parents: Bentley and Kalvin Birmingham
Sexuality: Bi
Role: Short bean

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Name: Theodora Skyler Elizabeth "Dori" Malibu
Namesakes: Theodosia, Schuyler, Eliza
FC: Bindi Irwin

Parents: Philip and Claudia Malibu
Sexuality: Questioning
Role: B e a n

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Name: Milo Philip Capley
Namesakes: Philip
FC: Ocean Maturo

Parents: Theodosia and Christian Capley
Sexuality: Doesn't know, but will be gay
Role: You'll never guess

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Name: Asher Kevin Harvey Fitch ™
Namesakes: Kevin, Harmony, AJ (bc of the A)
FC: Kyson Roque

Parents: Indigo and Evelene Fitch ™
Sexuality: Doesn't know, but will be straight
Role: it starts with a B

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Name: Alexandra Lena Erin "Allie" Stevenson
Namesakes: Lennie, Erin, Alexia
FC: Mia Talercio

Parents: Ella and Tallen Stevenson
Sexuality: Doesn't know, but will be pansexual
Role: b E A N

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Name: Micah Zade James-Knowles
Namesakes: Michael, Zaida
FC: Joshua Rush

Parents: Joey and Adele James-Knowles
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: BEANNNN

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