Andromeda, on the phone : Beth? we need your help! I-

Beth : is the hideout on fire?

Andromeda : uh, no?

Beth : then it's not an emergency *hangs up*

Ilya : well? what did she say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Andromeda : apparently it's not an emergency

Rachel, being strangled by a demon : HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!