Duchess, on the phone : Roxie? we need your help! I-

Roxie : is the warehouse on fire?

Duchess : uh, no?

Roxie : then it's not an emergency *hangs up*

Caden : well? what did she say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Duchess : apparently it's not an emergency

Joselyn, being strangled by a demon : HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!