faggot twins : *gasp*

Lorelei : Francis! your face! it's exploding with horrific pustules!

Frankie, monotone : oh no

Frankie : wait is it really-

Lorelei : we have to fix it before your date or you'll get dumped!

Frankie : what?! I will?!

Lorelei, subsequently dragging Frankie out : ugh come on Frankie