Rachel : guys, this is my new boyfriend, Peter

Jake : hey

Rory : hey

Peter : it's nice to meet you two

Rory : is it?

Jake : yeah, is it?

Peter : um-

Rachel : guys, you promised you wouldn't do this

Jake : you go to school, Pablo?

Peter : uh it's- it's actually- it's actually Peter-

Rory : answer the question, Preston

Peter : uh, uh, yeah, I, uh- for science, for science

Jake : oh, so you like to work with your hands

Peter : yeah

Rory : oh, you know who else liked to work with their hands?

Peter : uh, no-

Rory : Ted Bundy

Jake, nodding : mhm

Rory : you like to murder people, Paul?

Rachel : oh my god-

Peter : what-? no! no!

Jake : you ever had a partner before, Perry?

Peter : still not my name-

Peter : uh, yeah, I had a partner before

Rory : and why'd they break up with you, Philip?

Peter : uh- how did you know they broke up with me?

Rory, waving a red flag : hey, listen, you see this?

Jake, whispering : red flag

Rachel :

Jake : you like sports, Pascal?

Peter : yes

Rory : oh, okay, you care to partake in an arm wrestle?

Peter : uh no I'm good-

Rory : oh, what, you think you're too good for me? what, because I'm a woman?

Peter : no NO

Jake : that's fucked up, Patrick

Rory : this guy thinks he's better than me! come on, let's go!

Jake : do it!

Rory : show me what you got, Percival!

Peter, leaving : alright, you know what, I gotta go, I gotta go, so-

Rachel : no, Peter!