all-american bitch
catty porter and ellie maxwell

{ELLIE}

I am light as a feather
I'm as stiff as board
I pay attention to things that most people ignore

{BOTH}

and I'm alright with the movies
that makes jokes about senseless cruelty
that's for sure

{CATTY}

and I am built like a mother and total machine
I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean

{ELLIE}

and I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket
best believe

{CATTY}

yeah, you know me
I forgive and I forget

{ELLIE}

I know my age and I act like it
got what you can't resist

{BOTH}

I'm a perfect all american-

{CATTY}

I am light as a feather
I'm as fresh as the air

{ELLIE}

coca cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
I've got class and integrity
just like a goddamn kennedy
I swear

{CATTY}

with love to spare
I forgive and I forget

{ELLIE}

I know my age and I act like it
got what you can't resist

{BOTH}

I'm a perfect all american bitch

{CATTY}

with perfect all american lips

{ELLIE}

and perfect all american hips

{CATTY}

I know my place

{ELLIE}

I know my place

{BOTH}

and this is it!

{CATTY}

I don't get angry when I'm pissed

{ELLIE}

I'm the eternal optimist

{CATTY}

I scream inside to deal with it

{ELLIE}

like aaaahhhhhhhh

{CATTY}
(oh my fucking god!)

{ELLIE}

all the time

{CATTY}

I'm grateful all the time

{ELLIE}

I'm sexy and I'm kind

{CATTY}

I'm pretty when I cry

{ELLIE}

oh, all the time
I'm grateful all the time

{CATTY}
(all the fucking time)

I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry