Talia, looking over Carlotta's shoulder at her computer screen : why are you sending emails so early?

Carlotta : oh um...it's kinda hard to explain

Carlotta, later : so i got bored and decided to hack into Hugo's email address to fuck with them, so from time to time, I send him emails, from himself. from the future.

Carlotta, reading the most recent email : Hugo, today at 8am, someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Sincerely, future Hugo

Hugo, on their laptop in the kitchen, checking their email : *looks up in horror as Danielle comes in with a cup of coffee*

Hugo, slapping the coffee out of her hand, spilling it everywhere : NO

Hugo : you'll thank me later