operator : 911, what's your emergency?

Roxie : I lost the kid I'm babysitting

operator : it's alright, we're gonna send someone over. what happened?

Roxie : we were playing hide and seek and I've been seeking for like three hours

Roxie : I CAN'T KEEP SEEKING

operator : you're sure you check the whole house?

Roxie : yes, but she's not normal, Robbie went to magic camp

operator : what does that mean?

Roxie : it's an illusionist camp. they, like, escape stuff and eat...coins

operator : have you checked outside?

Roxie : you don't understand. last week, she told me to pick a card and a bird flew out of my mouth

Roxie : SHE. DOESN'T. OWN. A. BIRD.

Roxie : where did that bird come from?!

operator : okay-

Roxie : oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, her mom is pulling in!

operator : maybe they know where he's hiding

Roxie : I'm not keeping this job

Roxie : oh my god

Roxie : am I gonna go to jail?

*loud banging noise*

*Roxie screams bloody murder*

Roxie : WHAT THE FUCK ROBBIE

operator : ma'am-

Roxie : YOU WERE IN THE FUCKING FREEZER HOW DO YOU BREATH IN THERE

Robbie : illusion! (: