Jo Hart : your skin is gonna look so nice over my lamp

Hazel Montgomery : wait, are you a girl?

Jo : um, yeah?

Hazel : wait, shut up! that is so slay of you! like, yes, girlboss!

Jo : wait oh my god thank you, no one's ever said that to me before

Hazel : no, no, no, like I get it. I understand how much of a male dominated industry serial killing can be so like I literally stan

Jo : no, no, no, like I hear people talking about the murders I commit and they're like 'we gotta catch this guy's and I'm like hello??

Hazel : that was their first mistake, like yes she can, women can premeditate murder too

Jo : well, now I don't wanna kill you, because like I love girls supporting girls

Hazel : but, if you do decide to let me go, I won't narc on you. I'll be like 'yeah, it was a girl, it was a lady killer, okay? and she was super scary'

Jo : that is literally so sweet of you, I appreciate that so much!

Hazel : yeah, of course, like I'm a girls girl, I am happy to help

Jo : well, thank you, you're like totally free to go

Hazel : thank you, queen

Jo : and seriously your skin would look amazing over a lampshade, what is your routine, girly?

Hazel : you are so cute! it's literally just baby oil and moisture and sunscreen

Jo : shut up, that's it?

Hazel : yeah!

*girlboss talk*