Lucie : hey, Del?

Delphine : yeah?

Lucie : could you pass me the salt?

Delphine : sure!

Laura : Delphine, what the fu-

Delphine : *throws Laura across the table*

Lucie : jesus christ, Delphine!

Delphine : well, excuse me, I thought you need salt!

Lucie : yeah, enough to put on my salad, not enough to raise my cholesterol!

Laura : YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS