{RICHARD ROSE} 

How could I possibly refuse?
When Alice says

{ALICE}

More!

{RICHARD}

I buy another store
And when Alice says 

{ALICE}

Now!

{RICHARD}

The sweat forms on my brow
And when Alice says

{ALICE}

Again!

{RICHARD}

No matter where or when we better all count out to

{ALICE}

More!
Now!
Again!

{RICHARD}

When Alice says

{ALICE}

Out!

{RICHARD}

There is no reasonable doubt
And when Alice says

{ALICE}

Fetch!

{RICHARD}

There is no time to a fetch

And when Alice says

{ALICE}

Obey!

{RICHARD}

You better find a way to make a dollar stretch for

{ALICE}

Out!
Fetch!
Obey!

{RICHARD}

Now when she heard that Eleanor of England was single she started to attack
So I told my peanut shellers here's a tougher nut to crack
You've each a thousand porcelain dolls and start dressing them at once
For when Alice is happy, it's much better for her pappy
For forty days and forty nights the ladies tried to pick it
And always to the music of

{ALICE}

I want Eleanor!
I want Eleanor!

{RICHARD}

And then a girl cried out and in her hand a panacea
A love letter on display and what did sweet Alice say?

{ALICE}

Daddy?

{RICHARD}

Yes?

{ALICE}

Buy me North Korea!

{RICHARD}

When Alice says

{ALICE}

Buy!

{RICHARD}

It's like a battle cry
And when Alice says

{ALICE}

Mine!

{RICHARD}

Well I've jelly for a spine

And if Alice said

{ALICE}

Pleeeease?

{RICHARD}

I'd know it was a tease before her

{ALICE}

More!
(uh)
Now! 
(and)
Out!
(uh)
Mine!
(uh)
Fetch!
(uh)
Buy!

{RICHARD}

Until she finally falls asleep

We pray and say amen
Until tomorrow when it all begins

{ALICE}

Again

{RICHARD}

Again