all of Ruby and Pet's kids coming out

Doll : mama? papa?

Pet : yes sweetie?

Doll : I think I'm pansexual

Ruby : that's nice honey. we love you just the same.

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Jackson : mom, dad?

Pet : yeah, what's up?

Jackson : I'm omnisexual

Ruby : okay. good for you. did you do your homework?

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Annie : *slides in on heelies* hey, I'm a lesbian

Ruby : so was your namesake and paternal grandmother

Pet : Annie, it's three in the morning, why in fuck's name are you still awake?

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Lauren : I'm bisexual

Ruby : same

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James : parental figures

James : I am a homosexual

Pet : so was my father