Grace : I love the phrase "what the entire fuck" because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a "what the partial fuck"

Diana : well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0-1 scale of fucktidide, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios

Grace : Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection