*phone rings*
clover: you would like to talk to samantha's parents? oh, okay. hold on a moment.
samantha: that might be a bit hard, seeing as they are in a homicidal cult.
clover: i can't tell him that!
samantha: kate! quick- you have to pretend to be my mom!
kate: *takes the phone* hello. this. is mom anson. yes. the children are playing swords. sorry- playing with swords. they're bleeding. oh, no. they are dead. don't call again. *hangs up the phone and hands it back to samantha* sorry. i panicked.