reporter: the gala was cut short after businessman eddie blackwood fell into the fountain. first lady of new york, claire wyatt lowe was asked to comment.
claire: i'm honestly distraught. who gets drunk on PORT?! disgraceful.
reporter: and here's cecilia lowe. miss lowe, what did you think about tonight's events?
cecilia: ah, well, the speech was just lovely. i really support the cause as well. it's important that we save the... uh...
diana, out of view: foundation for the restoration of ancient manuscripts pertaining to grain imports.
cecilia: the- wait, THAT'S what this was?
reporter: what did you think about mr blackwood's-
cecilia, staring to the side at diana, clearly no longer listening: i missed keeping up with the kardashian's for OLD PAPERS ABOUT GRAIN?